a creepy stranger

ADHD addicted to tv/books/sugar/dreams. Wasting valuable time trying to be efficient. If we don't change the world who wi—hey lookit a cat! He/him/guy up a tree

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

I loved Twitter.
I’ve never gathered followers but I didn’t care much bc I got to follow so many funny & brilliant accts.
I hate the current behavior of the man who bought it, moved fast, and seemingly broke it.
I’m not sure why I haven’t left.
Maybe there’s still goodness here?

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

My #MtRushmore of Millenial comedians:
#LarryDavid, #NathanFielder, #TimRobinson, and #JoePera.

#HonoraryMention to #TimHeidecker, whose work I love but don’t know as well.

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

Working hard to get 2 loads of laundry done and out of the dryer in one afternoon to leave them in the basket just long enough to be irrevocably rumpled before folding them.

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

@michelle_byoung #UnconsideredHotTake:
You’re right.
It’s always Black folk, women, and/or folks on the autism spectrum.
Jazz, Rock, Rap have driven music for 100yrs.
Women drive community ethics.
Autists drive science & white tv/film.
White normies might get pro wrestling, I dunno that history.

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

@GraceSpelman I’ve been looking at this photo for a month and I cannot find Pierogi.

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

Look, it’s just a rule that if you have a bunch of random numbers at the end of your twitter handle, you are a bot and your words are the wind blowing through a cemetery.

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

Okay I’m not the only one.

https://t.co/mUYm6TPG5R

https://t.co/QK1xcuLB2R

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

Wait a minute, how much of the Game of Thrones theme sounds just like the Song of Storms from LoZ: Ocarina of Time?

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

#TheSmartMan knows massage, recognizing stress, and how to reach even the tensest nerves.
But #TheWiseMan sees when to deep clean the bathroom, the bedroom, and all pet areas.

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

Two things #IMissedInSchool that #IWouldLoveToGetOver #ButProbablyNeverWill:
1.The Weather Unit. What kinda cloud is that? I dunno. Changed school systems for 2yrs & never learned which way the wind is blowing.
2.That fabled job specific career aptitude test. #WhatShouldIBe?

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

Direct quote from a guy in a pizza place outside Yellowstone National Park who was lecturing a server on where in the Pacific Northwest is good for seasonal work:

“Idaho…No.”

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

@mentholpoptart I hesitate to ask this, but wtf is an OF bot?

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

@BrandonCorley99 @capybaroness I did that circa 2004 and it still haunts me.

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

@made_in_cosmos @Empty_America Hiking?

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

@SteveTheBookGuy @mcsquared34 Genuine kindness given = kindness returned

seems like such an easy formula to pursue, but somehow he’s just not grasping at it.

Where are his three Christmas ghosts when he needs them?

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

@Wilphotoforsun @mcsquared34 You never hear the word “miser” anymore 🤔

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

@Kappa_Kappa Finally. Someone who gets both the film AND the book

[a creepy stranger @MoveByWillAlone]

@keysmashbandit While we’re here can we discuss how I’ve been seeing “instinctual” and “effectual” more frequently over the last couple decades instead of the “instinctive” and “effective” forms that seemed universal when I was younger.
I know language evolves but I can’t say I care for them.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

A SUCCULENT JAPANESE MEAL??? THIS IS SHOGUNATE MANIFEST!