Wee Mowgz

Live music slut.
A strong 4, but with the chat of a weak 8.
Barely the jester of indie rock.
A yellow danger.
A right psychedelic ponce.

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@AndieDelicacy @Ice_Ice_JB Jesus christ

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Right. So I have a slightly cringey tale to tell.
I'd say I'll keep it brief, but that would be a LIE.

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@AndieDelicacy @Ice_Ice_JB I don't shout it from the rooftops, as I'm not a virtue signalling simp

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@Ice_Ice_JB @AndieDelicacy My sparkling personality.
That and I moved into her backwards town, with my non-related-to-her genes, lack of racist banter and very slight respect for women.
I had them queuing up and luckily for her, I chose Caitlin

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@Ice_Ice_JB @AndieDelicacy If my personality was of similar proportions to my penis, I would be mute hermit.

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@AndieDelicacy I'll refer you, again, to my profile, where you are actually quoted, too

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@AndieDelicacy I get that everywhere I go, to be honest. People are constantly baffled as to how and why this happened.

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@AndieDelicacy I believe she thought the buggy was a big dog. Well, that's what I thought in the situation, anyway.
The goblin does make feral noises, to be fair

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@AndieDelicacy Please, do go on

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Scotland will unveil one of the most beautiful football shirts to have been released in living memory tonight against Bolivia.
What a time to be alive

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@FeeFiFoFee It was a happier time, the past, wasn't it?

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@Ice_Ice_JB It is genuinely brilliant. As LCD Soundsystem as you can get without infringing copyright

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@The_Ambassador_ I my youth i could have stretched this out over 300 tweet and 6 hours. But the dogs are calling. Ah-wooooooooooo

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@Ice_Ice_JB https://t.co/z10ysYmjRv

As this belts from my stereo system.

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@HobgoblinHare To be fair, it is a very nice tin

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Celtic should just let Martin O'Neill sit quietly in his tracksuit in peace at home and stop roping him into stressful managerial appointments.
It is verging on abuse now

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@HobgoblinHare I'm scared to try it, to be honest

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@Ice_Ice_JB Hopefully it can bring twitter together again, solve world poverty and ensure England are put out in the group stages of the World Cup

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Lovely stuff.
Saying that, I ended up buying a £16 tub of hot chocolate through pity/embarrassment, so i was probably just played

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She crumbles to the counter, wailing her apologies and I had to put my son down through laughing.
It was so loud the, I presume, owner of the shop came through to ensure everything was ok and Caitlin came in with the goblin to see what the commotion was.