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pure joy | enehi babe

[AyoBlack Satoru @Ayo_Black1]

Nigeria used to be objective man. Two men from different political ideologies that did well for their states on the same stage being celebrated.

Someone now wants to turn the country to a one party state.

[Perfectly Flawed @grounder761]

I went on a date tonight with a woman I've been in love with for more than a year.

She took a picture of me and sent it to me.

And I don't think I've ever looked happier in my life...

I'm such a dork.

Love is a ridiculous roller coaster, but I love the ride.

[Mayowa A. Balogun @Sweeegu]

Hahaha now no matter what side you stand on, this is NOT the response your government should have.

Please understand this.

[Lottie Lewis @LottieHistory]

She not only let men get away with rape but allowed them to go on to rape other women. The same massive lack of empathy we see in women who refuse to support or protect any type of women’s rights.

[Dpo david @Nkemakolam_1]

Watching this and remembering that Tinubu couldn't bother to go past the airport when he went to visit victims of the killings in Benue🤦🏽‍♂️.

[Pacino @J3nnie_C]

It’s such a lazy argument and I don’t bother engaging.

Then dress it up as “lesser evil”. Lol yea sure.

[umi @partynplatforms]

this is how i flirt

[tyro @DoubleEph]

Here you go. Almost 8,000 words with plenty of charts. I have left the anti-Dangote polemic till the very end, after what I hope is a fair discussion of the numbers, so you can skip that part if you prefer https://t.co/WOSuORJo6X

[Dr Jumoke Oduwole @joduwole]

I was at the Austrian Lace factory in Agege yesterday, a historic facility producing exceptional indigenous cotton lace for over 45 years.

I am deeply proud of the quality, discipline, and decades of mastery on display. We must continue to patronize our own and stand proudly behind Made in Nigeria. 🇳🇬

Company Address here 👇
229 Old Abeokuta Motor Road, before Abattoir Complex, Agege, Lagos.

Contact : 08037654750.
ADESIDA ADEGBOYEGA

#WeMove 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🌍🎯 #HMIndustryTradeInvestment #FMITI

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

₦1 million under Jonathan’s administration could buy you about 688 bags of cement.

Under Buhari, the same ₦1 million bought about 255 bags.

Today, under Tinubu, it buys just 68 bags.

That is what inflation has done to the purchasing power of the naira under the APC.

[alexandria @elitecapri]

Might be the first Trinity heard of it as well

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

This is the best use case for “Shey na statistics we go chop” —Tinubu, 2023

[Sir Chief Honorable Odionwere Lawrence @EkunweL]

Americans and Americans by extension (Nigerians), think the global power and leverage of the USA is incapable of diminishing in this century.
You people have not studied history enough and you are refusing to spot the current patterns and realities.

[Nojeem ‘Nudge’ Yusuf @NudgeTM]

I checked the 2025 financial statements of Odogbolu Local Government in Ogun State. My native village is within the local government area.

Just by reading the financial statements, I don’t see why the local government continues to exist.

Internally generated revenue was only N48m. Less than the salary of a ‘bank manager.

Federal allocation of N5.3bn is 99.1% of everything. Of that amount, they spent N4.3bn on salaries and pensions, N430m on overheads, and N115m on capital project — mainly solar street lights.

I don’t see how local governments like this bring governance closer to the people, when all they do is to pay salaries and pensions. They may as well scrap local governments and let the state government pay salaries centrally.

Just in case anyone thinks N5.4bn is a lot of money, it isn’t. If you’re going to pay a N500k salary per month, that’s just enough to pay 900 people in a year.

Poor country. Wasteful spending.

Of course, no one is going to scrap local governments. We may even end up getting more of them and extending conduits to serve the small population of politicians.

[Ladi Ogunseye @LadiSpeaks]

A government that fines you because your vehicle breaks down on the road is not one that cares about you!!!!

[Miloh @oyinakindele]

It’s easy for me. I consider the reluctance to make a decision, a decision.

In fact, that unexplained delay is clearer than the decision itself…

[S. 🏆 @saratu]

Women save themselves entire worlds of hurt when they learn that anything other than clarity is no.

[Mayowa A. Balogun @Sweeegu]

Guys, this is not the type of stuff your your government should be telling you. Podcaster, life coach, maybe even your pastor, but not your government

Pls understand this first

[Warner Bros. UK @WarnerBrosUK]

An icon turns 70 today! Happy Birthday Kim Cattrall. #SexAndTheCity

[Nonyé Billions, MBA @TheNonye]

Using “common sense” and “situational context” to do your jobs is exactly why the country is the way it is.