Cucker Tarlson

Morrissey did nothing wrong. Phish fan/certified hater. B4L. 🌲👽🌲. Anyone here from Biscuits Twitter I promise you’re gonna hate my politics.

[Cucker Tarlson @MozApologist]

Patriot

[dank @cptdankkk]

Charlie Sheen says he took more drugs than anybody could survive because he has “Tiger Blood”

“The last time I took drugs I probably took more than anybody could survive”

“I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go”

“I'm me. I'm different. I just have a different constitution. I have a different brain. I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man”

“Dying is for fools. Now, there's certain blends I will not entertain because that's how people go down. And I'm too smart to do that. I'm sorry for the guys that happened to, but you should have read the directions before you showed up to the party”

“I blinked and I cured my brain. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. The Nike slogan doesn't say ‘Just try it.’ Nah ‘Just do it’ man”

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[ChinoShitposter @ChineseShitpost]

How America looks at you when you ask her to block her rapist of 63 years

[Cucker Tarlson @MozApologist]

@vitusss_ Oh it’s inconvenient better kill it

[Cucker Tarlson @MozApologist]

Death penalty

[Jesse Ridgway @McJuggerNuggets]

This week, my wife and I made the very difficult decision to terminate the pregnancy due to Trisomy 21.

The choice was not made lightly. We really appreciate all of the personal stories that you guys shared with us, especially the unconditional support we received from fans with no matter what we decided.

I know some of you may be very disappointed to hear this news. We are devastated. This has been extremely traumatic for both of us, especially Ashley.

She underwent the procedure earlier this week and is on the mend. Thankfully, everything went smoothly, but emotionally we are drained.

Trisomy 21, also known as Down Syndrome, is caused by an extra chromosome. It is caused by an error in cell division, like a glitch. The odds of a baby having it is 1 in 1000.

When I first confronted this news, I was shocked but optimistic. If they’re a little slow intellectually, then we’ll make it work. I signed on to be a parent, come what may…but I just didn’t fully understand what Down Syndrome entailed.

Once we made it public, it became clear that MOST people don’t know what Down Syndrome entails (and no, it’s not the same as Autism):

50% of babies with DS have heart defects. 75% will have hearing challenges. Over 50% will have vision problems. Impaired immune function, developmental disabilities, learning disabilities, delayed physical development, poor muscle tone, structural issues with face, decreased lifespan, etc…Sadly, the list is long, feel free to look it up…Down Syndome isn’t a “blessing”, it is objectively shitty from a health perspective.

I didn’t realize just how rough it is for the child, let alone the family…more often than not, they would be fully dependent on others for the rest of their life.

The miscarriage risk is also close to 50%, which made matters worse…they may never see the light of day and it puts Ashley further at risk.

We spoke with doctors, friends, family and genetic counselors and learned that up to 90% of women terminate their pregnancy after learning the baby has Trisomy 21.

This was WAY higher than I expected, I thought it would be lower given that I hear so many say they kept or would keep the baby. I believe that’s because most terminations happen privately, it feels shameful. A lot of judgment being cast.

You never think you’d be in this type of situation until it happens to you and then things change.

To all of my fans who have weighed in on this topic who have Autism, Down Syndrome or any other conditions…we appreciate you. You matter a lot and we’re glad you’re here. I commend you and your families for having the strength and courage to push forward.

As for us, we made a difficult decision that we believe in the long-run will be beneficial for our family. Thankfully, we had a choice.

It will take a little time to move on, but we are excited to try again in the future and hopefully have a better outcome.

Love you guys & thank you for understanding. ❤️

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Boomers with the black guy that just stabbed their son

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

feeding my obese son by hand like a capybara

[apple enjoyer @shinigamiamiami]

@colejaczko I get the point, but these old quotes are laughably outdated now. The average guy is NOT married with kids, does not own a suburban home, and does not have a boring office job. The new ‘play it safe’ guy is a degree holding incel living with his parents & working for min wage.

[Cucker Tarlson @MozApologist]

@colejaczko This is cope actually

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Zoomers making horror films and they’re about a girl liking them and afraid of the basement.

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

You cannot factually describe the black people kool aid pineapple situation to normies without sounding like you’re in the KKK

[Cucker Tarlson @MozApologist]

@SeanMcCarthyCom Ah yes, if only our economic polices had only been more left wing. Are you a fucking retard

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Bodycam footage of the arrest of Henry Nowak, who had been stabbed moments prior by Vickrum Digwa

[Cucker Tarlson @MozApologist]

@MaxNordau Nigga said this with a straight face

[Cucker Tarlson @MozApologist]

@MaxNordau True in both cases

[BLACK DUMPLING™ @BlackDumpling]

More and more I'm learning that the nihilistic claptrap we were all told was genius was just Leftist demoralization propaganda.

Situations like this have occurred, and the children didn't turn into little monsters. In fact they survived quite well.

In June 1965, six boys named, aged 13 to 16 "borrowed" a fisherman’s boat hoping to reach Fiji or New Zealand. After a storm damaged the sail and rudder, they drifted for eight days surviving on fish and rainwater collected in coconut shells, before washing up on the rocky uninhabited island of ‘Ata.

Rather than descending into chaos during their months there the boys created a mini society. They planted vegetables, collected and stored rainwater, and maintained a permanent fire. They even built a gymnasium with homemade weights, a badminton court, and chicken pens.

They divided daily chores using rosters, resolved conflicts with time-outs instead of fighting, began and ended each day with songs and prayers. One boy, Gilligan's Isle style, constructed a guitar from driftwood and coconut shell to boost morale. When one of the children broke his leg falling off a cliff the others set it with sticks and leaves and took over his work. They ate fish, coconuts, eggs, wild taro, bananas, and later chickens they had discovered in an ancient volcanic crater.

They endured this for for fifteen months, and never once turned into murderous thugs. A far cry from what we were told would happen.

[Cucker Tarlson @MozApologist]

@MaxNordau @IanProwse

[kunk @gunk4188]

Even if in theory an enlightened patriarch justly and proportionately using physical discipline would be fine that's basically never what it is in practice. It's all single mothers and step dads and la chancla for kids who have been in prison all day anyway