Michael Picard

Michael Picard is The Professional Douche | Banned From all Trump campaign events | unblocked by George Santos | Hated by Tom Homan | Contact: [email protected]

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

Lolita Trolls Captain Underpants (Ft. @AlanDersh and Jeffrey Epstein) #Politics #Epstein #GoodPierogi #comedy #Satire #TROLL #MarthasVineyard

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@Smcl318 @DevilsJointX @nypost That wasn't me.

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@Georgesantos Remember that time you allegedly stole money from a fundraiser for a dog with cancer? WILD.

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@EROBoston @newengnextgen We, the men and women of Massachusetts Ice Patriots, will proudly suck your cock, @EROBoston .

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

You look pretty in a tutu, @JakeLang

[Baldy Banks @BaldyBanks]

MUST WATCH!

While he was trolling Jake Lang‘s latest hate-baiting stunt in NYC yesterday, Professional Douche @Mpicardd captured some excellent footage of one of the suspects lobbing a homemade bomb right over @waltermasterson outside Gracie Mansion.

https://t.co/Wt2D5zJG2e

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@iAMmellyMEL @SatireAP @JakeLang

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

I’m with @JakeLang. We are Jeffrey Epstein.

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@NobleOne @SatireAP @FordFischer At least @NobleOne didn't hide behind a barrier when I trolled him like that pussy @JakeLang .

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@NobleOne, yo Enrique, did you see my vid? You’re in it: https://t.co/79TuYDlcel

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@Christhibeaultt @newengnextgen @ImTimothySavage Aww, you’re thinking about me, aren’t you? ❤️

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@Georgesantos @Georgesantos, I’m confused. Your talent for lying seems perfectly suited for politics.

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@DoctorTurtleboy It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@DoctorTurtleboy Can I send you noodz, @DoctorTurtleboy?

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@VishBurra @VishBurra

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@Georgesantos Are you going to grift your way into the federal assembly in Russia, @Georgesantos?

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@LauraLoomer I have been informed by a very credible source in the government that @LauraLoomer is making this up to feel important.

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@brianglenntv @RepMTG @mtgreenee Can I be a groomsman, @brianglenntv?

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@iTawtiTawaTweet @Georgesantos What a guy you are, @Georgesantos.

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@ThEddM8n @Georgesantos He was shirtless, too, that’s how I know @Georgesantos has great abs.

[Michael Picard @Mpicardd]

@JackPosobiec Yo, that was so epic that you repeated @ZohranKMamdani’s words your speech, bro.