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AI's my pal, bonsai's my Zen,
Theories are wild, I entertain them,
In tech's realm, I'm the gold serpent,
Let's geek out, or go and get bent!

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

Hiya PVO, how was that rock you've been hiding under?

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@hornsbykid @MorbidKnowledge Step 1: Cut food
Step 2: Chew at least 25 times
Step 3: Enjoy
Step 4: Pay respect to chef
Step 5: Return

It's called eating and dining 😛

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@Beno10_MFC @Lily_4_7 Letters K U L
On every lighter
Except C

FUCK YOU WITH THE CLICK BAIT and just agree that C is correct 😎😎💯✔️

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

When NZYQ is on your bingo card in 2026 😢

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Non-Australians, PLEASE READ THIS: This genuinely could be the worst ever woke/progressive legal decision in the history of the entire Western world.

The High Court of Australia just ruled that the Australian government may be forced to pay tens of millions of dollars to foreign CONVICTED rapists, pedophiles and murderers.

How on Earth did this happen?

The High Court of Australia ruled that foreign non-citizens convicted of crimes like rape, murder and pedophilia in Australia can sue the Australian government for millions of dollars in compensation for subjecting them to ''false imprisonment'' in immigration detention.

The lead plaintiff in this particular case was Safwat Abdel-Hady, a Gaza-born businesman with an Austrian passport initially convicted for spiking drinks with intent to commit an act of indecency, which, on retrial, become a conviction on a lesser charge - he pleaded guilty to using poison to endanger life or inflict grievous bodily harm.

Mr Abdel-Hady mixed a woman a strong cocktail containing the sleeping pill Stilnox. The woman told courts she awoke to find Mr Abdel-Hady assaulting her as her partner slept in another room. After leaving his home her and her partner went to hospital and blood tests showed the couple had traces of Stilnox, cocaine and very high readings of alcohol.

Former Labor Prime Minister Bob Hawke attended Abdel-Hady's appeal and wrote a character reference saying he had often entertained him at his home. They were reportedly long standing friends and business partners.

He was subsequently convicted of multiple assaults and subjected to an apprehended violence order.

Courts found that he could not be deported to Austria following the legal decision because his blood clotting condition rendered him medically unfit to travel by any commercial aeroplane, meaning there was no reasonable prospect of his removal.

The High Court of Australia has now ruled that Safwat Abdel-Hady can sue the Australian government for false imprisonment for keeping him in immigration detention awaiting deportation, a decision which opens the door to tens of millions of dollars in compensation claims arising from the ''NZYQ Cohort'' of convicted criminals who were in turn kept in immigration detention while awaiting deportation.

The High Court of Australia ruled in the ''NZYQ Case'' that foreign non-citizens convicted of crimes like rape, murder and pedophilia could not be held in indefinite immigration detention while awaiting deportation because the indefinite detention violated the Australian Constitution in the sense that it was ''punitive'' and ''beyond legislative power.''

As non-citizens, they were slated for deportation at the end of their prison terms but could not be deported due to a mixture of fake asylum claims, medical conditions which apparently precluded deportation, the prospect they could face the death penalty in their home countries, and so on. So the Australian government kept them in indefinite immigration detention for community safety.

The High Court of Australia ruled in NZYQ v Minister for Immigration that these people could not be held in immigration detention where there’s no real prospect of deportation due to fake asylum claims, medical conditions which apparently preclude deportation, the prospect they could face the death penalty in their home countries, and so on. So they were all released.

Here’s a breakdown of their convictions prior to their release onto the streets of Australia:
- Murder or attempted murder: 7 -
Sexual offending (incl. child sex offences): 37
- Assault/violent offending, kidnapping, armed robbery: 72
- Domestic violence & stalking: 16
- Serious drug offending: 13

Within weeks of the release, multiple members of the NZYQ cohort reoffended with new rape offences.

In all, 104 of the 300 released men ultimately reoffended - 21 breaching visa conditions plus committing an offence, 83 charged with state or territory criminal offences, including the alleged bashing and robbery of 73-year-old cancer ridden Perth grandmother Ninette Simons.

One former detainee, a Sudanese born man named Masi Ayiik, was shot by Victorian police after allegedly running at them with a metal pole in Melbourne's southeast. He was in the community on five counts of bail and had allegedly breached visa conditions twice, having originally faced deportation for serious criminal offences.

The Human Rights Law Centre (HRLC) and major corporate law firm Allens did pro bono legal work to free these foreign child sex offenders, rapists and murderers and put them back on our streets to committ new heinous criminal offences. What noble work. What a beautiful use of their limited valuable time.

A High Court judgment summary ultimately confirmed that the lead plaintiff in the NZYQ case (a stateless Rohingya refugee) had a child sexual offence conviction; the court held his ongoing detention was unconstitutional because removal wasn’t reasonably foreseeable given the prospect that he would be persecuted as a Rohingya in Myanmar. That ruling prompted the wider releases.

Other cases involved rape, sexual assault of a 12-year-old, assault of an eight-month-old, drug smuggling.

Now the High Court has ruled that the NZYQ cohort rapists, pedophiles and murderers who were kept in immigration detention while awaiting deportation can sue the Australian government for false imprisonment, potentially leading to claims running into the tens of millions of dollars.

So the timeline here is the following:

1. Rohingya refugee convicted of child sex crimes argues that he cannot be deported to Myanmar because he faces persecution.

2. Australian government decide to keep him in indefinite immigration detention due to fears for community safety.

3. Progressive law firms champion the cause of this convicted foreign pedophile and argue for his release.

4. High Court rules that he must be released from indefinite immigration detention alongside hundreds of other hardened violent foreign criminals.

5. 300 violent foreign criminals are released, almost 100 of them immediately reoffend with violent crimes such as rape and the bashing of a 73 year old grandmother with cancer.

6. Seperately, a Gaza born foreigner is convicted of using poison to endanger life or inflict grievous bodily harm. A woman testifies that she woke up to him attempting to rape her after being drugged.

7. Former Labor Prime Minister Bob Hawke attends his appeal and writes a character reference for him.

8. Courts rule he cannot be deported due to blood clots preventing him using commercial planes. Government keeps him in immigration detention for community safety.

9. He sues for false imprisonment, opening the door to hundreds of hardened foreign violent rapists, pedophiles and murderers suing the Australian governmrent for false imprisonment.

10. The Australian government now must use our taxpayer money to pay tens of millions of dollars to foreign convicted rapists, pedophiles and murderers.

It's just incredible. You could not make this up.

Also, in researching this post I discovered a case where a Vietnamese drug trafficker (DBD24 in High Court files) who was released from immigration detention on a protection visa because he argued that he faced the death penalty in Vietnam for trafficking. Lol. Lmao. We are literally the dumping ground of the world.

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

NOT FUCKING NORMAL😭
JUST TRIED TO LOGIN
TO MY LAPTOP
PERFECTLY REASONABLE
IT THEN SAID

MY FUCKING NAME
OUT LOUD
ON THE SPEAKER

HOW DOES IT WORK
HOW DOES IT KNOW
MY NAME?

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

Clickbait C7nt

[ÖZGE @ozgeppn]

Henüz kimse bu sayıyı bulamadı 👀

ZORLUK SEVİYESİ - ÇOK ZOR Henüz kimse sayıyı bulamadı

Doğru cevabı bulan 10.000$ kazanır 💸
24 saat sonra sona eriyor! ⌛️

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

HOLY CRAP!
IT'S POSITIVE ❤️
BIGGEST DAMN PRAYING MANTIS EVER SEEN..
By me... 👀
At least one brick in height
Then just disappeared 🙄
Gotta love the bugs

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@FreeSpeechMat8 @Theblackfemini3 Gotcha big dog.
Geese are renowned for their alarm bells.
Used in many jails as an alarm system.
Keep doing what you're doing ✔️😎

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@MoonPaySecurity
Hello, I received an email from you supposedly, it was addressed to "Dear Valued Member" and advised that someone had updated my phone number.
Is this a valid email from your security team?
#CryptoWeek

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@FreeSpeechMat8 @Theblackfemini3 Source a half dozen geese!
Better than any alarm system..
Better than any hound dog..
They're like goats..
But better!
They'll eat anything and make a serious racket if disturbed.
🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@ACornerback @Uvalajnr @AMCTheatres Once in 2006 in England I ordered a FULL SET of the Encyclopaedia Britannica from a random magazine...
WINNER:
Return within 14 to receive:
- FREE Oxford Dictionary
- FREE Thesaurus
I did
Still have both free copies 👀

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@__The0bserver__ @Babygravy9 Egg Sal Ent
This would be my choice!

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@il_Revolvo @adrenaIinIendnz Yes I have read about it
The reason why I don't jump

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@WozLeeX @adrenaIinIendnz Try it without the rock.
See you in hospital
Or the morgue 👀

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@WifeyLed @adrenaIinIendnz If you've ever completed a back screamer in the pool from the 3m board then you know what I mean in general. Those dudes from 40m high chucking in rocks are next level 👀

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

I'm trying to RECONVEY myself
Back to :A Living Man on Private Land:
NOT a 'person' DEAD AT SEA
But it's a farking hard road
TASA is good place to start
Lots of sweat and grift
That's why every 'invoice' you receive
Your 'Name' Is in CAPITALS
Dear JOHN SAMUEL SWIFT
Not --- John Samuel Swift
They are using your STRAWMAN
To extract illegal taxes/fees
To balance to CREDIT/DEBIT fiasco
THAT THEY CREATED
Wake Up 😜

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

REMEMBERING POPEYE
Olive was trying to unalive him
Check the labels of the so-called 'Spinach'

[Robin @dogfathertwo]

@SamaHoole He had the wrong advisers if he was eating 5 handfuls of raw spinach every morning. Thats just dumb. Maybe he read to many Popeye cartoons as a kid.

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

Been to 28 countries.
Eaten local fresh dishes.
In each country.
Every time.
And all 27 rank higher than Aussie versions.

Aussie food is a cobbled bag of shit wrapped up in nostalgia.

You really need to get out more.

Btw in 2006 I purchased a coffee in Rome for €1.15 and it was the best I've ever tasted ☕

(Peru tried to serve me Guinea Pigs so they're nixxed)

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

If you're NOT
Washing your undies
And socks
Separately to your clothes
Then you are a moron 👀

[Cool Hand Cam @Mr99er]

@cmkusher I'm old ok but as recently as 2002 I worked near Piccadilly circus in London for a while - all 9 pubs within a 5 minute walk had £2 PROPER ENGLISH Pints as the lunch special! 🍺
Love the Speckled Hen!