Alfred Salazar Jr

I never stop learning. Also, I'm taller than Kevin Hart!

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@spurs @ExpressNews @DavidtheAdmiral @wemby I need one with Wemby. Make it happen! @KSATMaryRom @KSATJohnPaul @LRam2 #SanAntonioLight

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

The @netflix @BenAffleck Matt Damon, The Rip Movie is badass!! Hopefully, there will be a sequel! Would love to auditioned!

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@_CeeDeeThree I like how you drop catches! You're focused on the party instead of winning a championship.

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

I bet you're happy for the moment @KristinCabot 😆 🤣

[Guns Daily @Guysloveguns]

F-A-C-T-S

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

Sir do you know your last name? It's Batman 😂 @LeoDiCaprio

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

Do you think I have done nothing significant, when at my age Alexander ruled the world? -Caesar

[ScottW @jswtreeman]

Picture of the Astronomer CEO & the Head of HR at the weekly staff meeting.

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@astronomerio y'all hiring? On my resume, it states I'm single, never married. 😆

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

My X timeline today:

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@kristincabot You ruined your image 😆

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

If you think your problems are big. Just imagine being these two ppl @kristincabot @astronomerio 😆

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@nbc @theofficetv @peacock I'm bummed that we never got a Michael Scott wedding episode. This would've of been the most anticipated episode in TV history! Greater than @KimKardashian wedding with @KrisHumphries 😂

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@TheUUofficial I need this shirt to make a comeback!

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@StreamOnMax The Pitt needs to aire every night! Waiting til Thursdays is hard!! Also, cast me as a patient.

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@MarlonWayans let me be an extra in the upcoming Scary Movie!

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@elonmusk I'm a registered voter here in Texas. Hook a voter up with a million dollars!!!

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@WhiteCastle when are you going to open a restaurant in San Antonio, TX?

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@theofficetv @BBBaumgartner @rainnwilson I'm still upset to this day that we never got a Micahel Scott wedding! @jennafischer @johnkrasinski

[Alfred Salazar Jr @MrASalazarJr]

@NatbyNature waiting for you to bring back the Hart Foundation! @WWE