Langdon Alger

Two lefts don’t make a right but three do.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@MerriamWebster Im happy I’m going to die at some point so I don’t have to see what stupid things the world is going to come up with after I’m gone.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@McJuggerNuggets The replies in this, including mine, are completely void and a waste of time. God bless that it was your decision with your wife, as it should be. Sorry for your loss.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@Ecnerwal23 @TheNotoriousLEX I’d rather listen to a bear on WSCR, but hey, I’m sure whatever podcast you’re doing now is going just fine.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@heyarnoldshots Jim Belushi is a less talented hack compared to his brother and needs to be forgotten. If you ask me, the wrong Belushi died decades ago. Fuck him and his family.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@TheNotoriousLEX Also what trivia have you won? No really, dumb bitch. How fucking smart are you? What bar did you win drinks at? Come on now. Talk it up. I know you’re up. Dumb bitch.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@QuantumAlteredX Yup, everyone you know is a satanist. Also, this account is a bot, making money off your engagement.

Think critically folks.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@TheRealDisco Buy a better microphone and maybe your listenership will go up while Kennan is out.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@Bug_Hall Who could’ve predicted this little rascal would become such a big asshole?

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@WillCainShow @RobSchneider The fact that Rob Schneider had sex and had a child is proof that God exists.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@TMathSports Your parents hate what you do for a living

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@TMathSports By being a whore like yourself

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@TMathSports Shut up whore

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@Geechi_Luciano Hey @wizkhalifa, if I were to say black people are inherently violent and need to be segregated from society and linked “proof” to you by showing you clips from @libsoftiktok and @ChicagoCritter, would you agree? It’s a pretty straight line of reasoning right?

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@TMathSports Man your kid is gonna be bullied mercilessly when his mom gets found out to be a thot. But hey you monetized your sexuality so fuck all the haters right?

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@CetiAlphaFumf @VeryLargeShips @WomanDefiner So…what’s supposed to be “woke” here?

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@WomanDefiner This is you, if you’re human that is.

“Mmm. That boot tastes good daddy. Make me want it more.”

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@dpshow Hey you guys have been asking for sports comps for Brody and I got the perfect one for you. Chris Chelios won a Cup with Montreal in 1986 and then again with Detroit in 2002 and 2008. 22 years between first and last with sixteen between the first two.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@ElijahSchaffer Makes you wonder if you have any friends who aren’t straight white people. Maybe you do, but I doubt there’s many.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@BizNasty2point0 They’ve won three times in the last fifteen years. All of these bitching locals can get fucked. Seriously.

[Langdon Alger @MrAlexHouston]

@Insidetheirish Bandwagoners, not playing in a conference for me. I hate Ohio State as well. I wish both teams could lose Monday but alas, I find myself preferring Ohio State just cause it’s going to make more people I know unhappy.