MrMasterOfTheAwesomeBaiters

part time gooner full time pervert, majored in goth girl organic fluids, UCLA ‘86, HORN.

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@johnnygoonsmith Haha amazing johnny! It’s like we’re brothers! I did the same exact thing back in my day!

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@johnnygoonsmith All good brother keep shooting!

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@goonboy617 @claireacat I love this question thanks for bringing it to my attention! When i goon i sometimes grab my booty close my eyes and pretend it’s a girl.. It’s a great sensation and if i pair that with the stranger danger goon technique it feels like a genuine girl! #AmazeBalls

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@Miaiesd why don’t you dm me i text you all the time and you bulleh meh

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@goonboy617 Aww that’s beautiful my wife doesn’t ever let me see her phone. Even though she’s with her boyfriend most of the time if i even get close to her phone she beats me and tells me to go to my room.. Hopefully she’s doing the same as yours!

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@johnnygoonsmith Damn right johnny that’s exactly what happened! Keeping you safe out there man you never know what’s out there.. You owe me a good one though for that!

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@johnnygoonsmith Damn right johnny! Our goon in ‘02 was the GREATEST! We could fill a pool with that damn splurge! #TheGoonOf02

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@goonboy617 Yeah man i mean it’s just there no clue why.. it be getting in the way when i be gettin my ass ate!

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@click5jenx Oh i’ll show you how a real man handles a beautiful lady like you.

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@goonercidal Well you’re damn right gooner! I been gooning since the 80s! I love me some old timey vids once in a while.. You know the good ol’ black and white p*rn.

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@johnnygoonsmith EW WTF NO!

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@Mia7za hey

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@johnnygoonsmith @Ochaibb Me too!!!

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@Cloe_gnx Send me some goodies first..

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@johnnygoonsmith @goonboy617 @Anaclaraii Well your DAMN RIGHT JOHNNY! I love to relieve stress and let my fluids flow!

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@Cloe_gnx Of course love!

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@ambiebambii_488 why you text me