Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith

Arkansas ‘86 | King of “Want Some?” | Bonnie Blue Survivor | Beer | Full Time Pervert | ‘13 Chatterbate Platinum Runner-Up | Hall of Fame Bishop Flopper

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

Checking back in for an update. I CAME 17 TIMES!!! New pr!

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

Just fapped for the 7th time before noon!! Buckle up, i’m going for a new personal best! I need to flop my bishop 9 more times to beat my best of 15 loads in a day! I’m on pace!!!! #SexEd

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@addymaxxin Dude nice!! What’s his name?

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

@BigTom_OFFICIAL If you have diet cock I have cock zero! #zerocalories #zeroinches

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@etlc0 You’ve clearly never seen my bishop.

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@Nellaitr9 Is it possible to choke on something you can barely see? Asking for a friend lol.

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

@Khxf4oq Not me that’s for sure. Make another post including the 1.32 inch community please. #icanstillcum

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@Altkayy_ YESSS!!!

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

Just fantasizing about my 8th grade SexEd teach from ‘77 who was a total pervert!!! Little does he know he was fapped to every class I was there. #cumdump

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I know this is a total shot in the dark, but do any girls want some? Never mind I’m too nervous. Sorry.

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

@Nellaitr9 Aren’t we all.

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@jay_narnia42778 Me and @MrBaiters

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@goonboy617 @Rossy_winget @MrBaiters @daboi72603 This is factually correct. We do have E-SEX and make sweet collabs. Check us out on our daughters OF😉.

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

@William_054 Back in ‘72. It’s been so long since my first magazine p*rno fap! I miss those days.

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

@goonboy617 @MrBaiters Dude spot on! You now have the aids that @MrBaiters took out of my body when he gave me a beej!

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@southtexaslime That’s happened to me 4 times now! When will the #foids take the hint that they are the problem, not Johnny!!

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

@jayayx2 The audio on my flip-phone isn’t great, but i’ll give you a good time alright!

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@josiesubsl Only if you can handle a non developed Johnny!

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

Came back from the doctors this morning. Good news, I only have 6 STD’s now! I suppose that when @MrBaiters sucked the soul out of me the aids left with it. #sweet

[Johnny “Cum-Dump” Goonsmith @johnnygoonsmith]

Just reminiscing on the Goon of ‘93 with my 2nd ex-wife Mellisa. Second best goon ever besides the goon on ‘02 with @MrBaiters. #CumDump #fap