Bob

Blech.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

DOCTOR: I have good news and I have bad news.

PATIENT: I’ll take the good news first.

DOCTOR: You’ll still make that Metallica concert in September.

PATIENT: But that’s in October.

DOCTOR: I…uh…okay. Well…is there anyone playing in September that you like?

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Huntington's Disease, which is normally fatal within two decades, has been treated for the first time, according to researchers at the University College London and BBC report.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@brandonhackett Yes, I think that checks the boxes for me. Also, I don’t know that pride was really expressed with me in childhood or that I was exposed to it. So a lot of that!

It’s up to us to make all the difference. That’s a good start.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@brandonhackett That’s such a great idea! I sense a hesitance in feeling that pride? I feel hesitant to feel proud of myself too. I would like to freely feel that pride.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@HamiltonPolice Your caps lock is on.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@standupmonkey There seems to be correlation between blue check marks and misogyny. Go figure.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@TheDweck Hahaha

[Dominic Cardy 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 @DominicCardy]

We are utterly unprepared for the horrors this year will bring.

[Kirsten King @KirstenKing_]

The past few days have been hell in LA. Sleeping in shifts to see if you have to evacuate. Watching friends lose everything. People unable to find pets. Wildlife wiped out. Then you see misinformation, shitty takes from ppl thousands of miles away. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@ScottThompson_ Much love Scott! Also, double-check that birdcage. Sounds like it might be a trap.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@acoyne No wait come back oh no

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

Hey! Usher and I wear the same shirt! #Halftime

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

That piano looks like a space age toilet. #Halftime

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

Usher doesn’t even look pregnant. #HalftimeShow

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

If you’re going to have Usher do the half-time show, then you can certainly have Weird Al Yankovic do it next year. Come on!

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

Taylor Swift not cheering hard enough. :(

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@JoyceCarolOates Your words also make us scream!

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

I kind of believe Jason Aldean when he said that he didn’t know about the courthouse and its notoriety. You think any MAGA follower does ANY kind of research?

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

Move over @alyankovic! Jason Aldean might have the funniest song to date.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@rosebeefe Haha well never mind! I’ve been meaning to do this with The Shield.

[Bob @MrBobKerr]

@rosebeefe It is not too 90s. You’ll be good to go!