Matthew Bonnstetter

"We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out."

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

@MissSassbox @DonHoulio just call me Chef, bc your first course is up.

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

It’s easy to spot tourists in Chicago, screw the cameras everyone uses Iphones now. It’s the weirdos that ride the CTA without headphones...

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

@tadenk Nice

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

I officially watched more competitive Bags on Tv than NBA. #LeBronwho #saturdayareforthebags

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

@sngronau @tadenk just saying if it’s on, and wine is out... I wouldn’t leave the room.

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

Y is the first words u learn in Spanish library? I don’t know how to speak the language, but I left my country to read ur books. #biblioteca

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

“Dude, throw a knife at him.” #likeatleaststabhimalittle #letsgetweird #youdidnthaveyoutube #Dominic

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

Every time I see a phone charger in a Lyft, I think, okay a guy that takes his craft serious. #hardworkers #littlethings

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

@tadenk Definitely brought me, Barry and Iris to the yard. #itsbetterthanoberwis

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

Damn it! I like a Kanye West song... #beginningoftheend

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

Ever rewatch a movie that growing up you thought was just #theGREATEST movie of all time? To realize it was the GREATEST #movie of all time!

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

I “attempted” drive my gf’s car, I’m positive for her to drive, she must put her legs through the steering wheel and do cartwheels to turn.

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

As a writer I play a crazy person very well, creating full conversation by myself, actually laughing at my own joke. #thinkingoutloud #HaHa

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

@sngronau Obviously you have never seen me do yoga #nobalance #shortshortsareamust

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

I have no idea why I like working out. I have zero muscle and my entire body is sore. #gotothegymtheysay #itwillbefuntheysay #deyaintknow$&%

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

If life was fair, when you forget your headphones and have to listen to other people sweat, you should burn double the calories. #ugh #gross

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

It’s #2018, can we all agree that any sign on a streetlight were there is no camera is now optional? #onlyseemsfair #logic

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

Just watched two grown men cry about losing $20 dollars. Guess they don’t have bitcoin #sandlotdrunks #oldfools #dontbetdrunks #ihatepeople

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

@ScottHanson it hasn’t even been a week and I’m already sad you’re not going to be doing post season commentary. #nflredzone #NFLPlayoffs

[Matthew Bonnstetter @MrBonnBonn]

@tadenk if had got reincarnated into anything that lives in the water, I would wish to be a Squid in your Squad. #letsbebirdsinstead