Brian E. Jones

I basically just use this to complain. Mostly about sports and work. no idea why anyone follows me. #NYR #FinsUp #Big Blue - my 3 teams. all drive me to drink

[Brian E. Jones @MrBrianEJones]

.@NYRangers you guys are the reason I drink so much.

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[Wetterschneider @Stretchedwiener]

This looks, sounds and feels like a commercial for a spicy chicken sandwich.

[Milton Friedman Quotes @MiltonFriedmanW]

“If you pay people not to work and tax them when they do, don’t be surprised if you get unemployment.”

— Milton Friedman

[greg @greg16676935420]

Hopefully they remember to keep the temperature at 78 degrees in there

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

Ngl this might be the biggest recession indicator of all-time.

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

When the HR Ladies hear you prefer a cash bonus instead of a pizza party

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

It is becoming more and more obvious how important home field advantage was in the Revolutionary War

[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

“You can’t solve problems with violence”

*opens history book.

Well well well

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[Alex Daugherty @AlexDaugherty1]

P.K. Subban looks like he just rubbed that lamp in Aladdin

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[🇺🇸 Based Americana 🇺🇸 @basedamericana]

Band of Brothers should be standard viewing in high school history classes across the country.

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

Adulthood is an unexpected $300-$1,000 expense every month until you die

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

This motherfucking war has more endings than Return of the King

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“No, Gary. It’s a school night. She’s at home.”

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Notice how there’s not a single “pride month” edition biopic, interview, puff piece, magazine cover, brave-and-stunning award, or daytime talk-show segment for the first gay Treasury Secretary.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Sully @sullymygoodname]

Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.

[Brian E. Jones @MrBrianEJones]

This is so fucking stupid

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

#Giants QB Jaxson Dart addressed teammates in a meeting yesterday to discuss his introduction of President Trump last week, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

Other team leaders spoke up as well, and Dart and the players worked through it. They are moving forward.