Brian Simmons

Hi! I'm Brian and I talk shit better than you.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@FSUBaseball Y’all be saying that since 3pm. Now the broadcast is going to all 7 people that subscribe to ESPN+

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@Harlemnyc360 @IlhanMN On a scale of 1/10 how serious should we take this threat... like... 9/11

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

Yo, we pay for an ad free plan!!! Not only did you show ads, you missed the walk outs while showing 5 commercials in a row, only to rejoin the broadcast with a side-by-side ad!!! Get it together!!!! #Paramount #UFC324

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@shroganaw @thekingofmike13 @drasyl8 @EricLDaugh He was living with his trans partner…. Stop it. You look foolish. Just take the L and move on.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@StephenKing Deleted your lies after he’s dead… how thoughtful. You’re a garbage human.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@ToledoFire Don’t post again until it’s an update that you fired that POS.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@ToledoFire Hope his fire training pays off when he’s burning in hell.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@_TomHoward @Rightanglenews Must be private restaurants. The corporate ones make their employees pay.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

If the main event goes 5 rounds and one of the fighters does not land a single significant hit…. We should get our money back. Trash main event. #UFC319

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@markgoo80547801 @AnnieForTruth You’re missing a couple abbreviations after your name, try adding ID10T.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@kobraman88 @art_is_war BEACN output to voice meeter AUX In then voice meeter to your actual output device. Working great for me since the beginning. I use stream deck to control gain of the Hi-Fi cable then BEACN for everything else.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@dat1_twill @NFL @Commanders Always!!!!! When am I going to learn to just take the unders on these mid RB’s in big games.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@JDVanceNewsX Absolutely NOT. I was a big fan at the start of her career. The last couple years of her rhetoric were filled with some complex conspiracy theories dressed as goverment secerts and flat out denial of middle eastern issues. Bring back Kayleigh McEnany!!!!

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@art_is_war The Dunning-Kruger effect!!!! I love it when I get young’in at work and casually mention, “Hey, you ever heard of the ‘Dunning Kruger effect’? Everytime I work with you, it’s all I can thing about.”

Love seeing their face when they finally google the term.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@ridethewav13931 @rarecarat Wait till you find about the batteries in your phone and car. Save the holier than thou bullshit and just enjoy the world.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@SportsCenter Has she tried changing her nail color? A fresh set of nails can do wonders for a woman’s confidence.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@gerbzaz @AlexCaruso He was supposed to go Nuclear!!!!! Turns out it was just a firecracker.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@AlinaSalazarG @allenanalysis He won the popular vote clown! No electoral college or supreme court packing would have saved you. If you can’t win by the rules, change the rules, the process of a typical Democrat.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@SpeakerPelosi if your hip ends up require lifelong care while decreasing your overall quality of life, do you qualify for a late term abortion in the great state of California? Those are, after all, your policies; might as well finally use one for a good cause.

[Brian Simmons @MrBrianSimmons]

@TonaldD73774161 @USEmbLuxembourg @SpeakerPelosi @NASA It wasn't free... it cost Pelosi a hip.