Ricardo Queso

I'm chris from Scotland. work in the woods.

[Ricardo Queso @MrCJcraig]

It’s a hard life being a sheepdog #bordercollie

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Clarksons farm two should just be called "how thw council are going to fuck is over this time". @JeremyClarkson #ClarksonsFarm #council

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I wonder if Scooter ever found out much the Fish was?

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https://t.co/2kPZwjSoOn @johnlegend have you seen this fella knock it out the park ❤️ @SirStevoTimothy

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It's aeroplane, not airplane

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@davidcrosss https://t.co/tGXxOKkK1b every single time these scenes reduce me to a total wreck. #wheneverIgetAlittlescaredIhumAlittleTune

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@RealRonHoward cab we not ateast have a movie with the Bluth family. https://t.co/ubCaetUILI that has George-micheal Bluth written all over it. #idontcareforGob

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Fucksake! @IanisHagi10 is giving it big licks this year in Eurovision!

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@BelarusMFA right! Square go ya bass!

[Ricardo Queso @MrCJcraig]

During these stormy times I thought I'd cheer up the neighborhood by wearing shorts and a waistcoat and singing 'lady gypsy' using a fencepost as my guitar. Had the opposite effect. Now I'm just the 'mad cunt singing about gypsies in shorts playing a fencepost' @rickygervais

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@rickygervais https://t.co/DvlO4GwyHm this was actually really good! I mean really good. #ImSeonaDancing

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To my #1 podcast of 2021, Athletico Mince: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/DSLU7X9CTv

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We must protect @RealBobMortimer at all costs. Having a down moment as I'm prone to do, Bob cheers you right up. Maybe we could get Sargent Bytheway to do it. #SaveBob

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@rickygervais Finally come round to the K mans thinking? #MadInnit

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@ScotSquadChief officer Karen...ahm playing keyboard wae @rickastley #Scotsquad #Scotland #OfficerKaren

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@RealDMitchell Sean and @JohnnyVegasReal with the cream cakes will always make me laugh "No, I'll hose you down as normal" "twice, one to my wife and I slowed down for a horse" kills me everytime". The world lost a comic mental gymnast.

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@JeremyClarkson my dog seems to hate Richard Hammond she barks at him on the telly. James, she growls at but that's because he's an aging spaniel. When she has a litter one boy is being named 'Jeremy Barkson'. #Lochdown

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@JeremyClarkson All this speculation...I think I need a zesty drink. @AmazonPrimeln the people have spoken.

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We should start calling @andrewrobertso5 'The Detective' or 'Flymo' because he covered every angle and was over every inch of grass last night #ScotlandvsEngland #EURO2020 #TartanArmy #AndyRobertson

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@JeremyClarkson Probably one of the best things I've seen on TV in years. Sat to watch one episode then off to bed. Safe to say that didn't happen. Got to bed at half 3. #GeraldHoS