Alan pallister

Canadian transplant to houston.

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

#RaceForTruexsFireSuitGiveaway #DAYTONA500

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

#racefortruexfiresuit #DAYTONA500

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

Philly won me six bills #eagles
#patriotsuck

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

I love me some Martha!#JackvsMartha

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

Kid Rock! #every20minutes

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

@Eastciders @EaterAustin looking forward to it. Love the honey and pineapple!

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

@ArgusCidery I've had your other ciders but this bottle of STELLAR tastes like baking soda. Sure hope it's a one off thing.

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

@SeanTPendergast my pleasure! Best drive time show in town!

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

@SeanTPendergast I talked my wife into some My Pillows. Is there a promo code to sweeten the deal?

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

Fire whoever put Hoyer in the starting lineup #doyourjob #Osweiler #Texanswin

[UNSPORTSMANLIKE @UnSportsESPN]

RT for a chance to attend a CFP Semis game! YOU pick YOUR bowl!
#mmfridaysweeps
Rules: https://t.co/w6aoRZ6dC8
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[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

Class act! #prayersforjoseph #Astros #beatthecubs

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

I'm not sure what's worse? Cable being frozen or sitting waiting while #BobCostas and #PFTMike gaze at each other.

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

Back to pissed! Fix the cable outage all ready it's almost kickoff! #comcast #Kickoff2016

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

Complained in a tweet and my cable came back on! Sorry #comcast kinda. #Twitterismagic #NFLKickoff

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

Cable outages in the area on opening day of Football season is unacceptable! Better get cracking #comcast 8:30 won't fly!

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

@laura_carter @jjpallister Don't want to clone Murphy?

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

@DoughertyDrew entrance instructions in echoes is going to haunt my dreams #GoTexans

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

Hope this works because the applicator is useless and a waste of $7 #hotshot #usedmyfinger #pleasekillroachesdead

[Alan pallister @MrCanada15]

Is that Lon Or Lou Kruger?#MarchMadness #Sooners