Christian Carriger

Pessimistic realist with an optimistic demeanor. Pining for the days when I was idealistic.

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@AskTarget

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@Target I'm trying to get a replacement for a package that never arrived, but after selecting that option your site insists on me choosing to ship it back or return to store. I never received it so obviously cannot return it. Please help?

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@AskTarget I don't want to spend hours on the phone. Is there no digital support for one of the largest retailers around?

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@BofA_Help Thanks but no thanks, Rosa. I'm gonna put as much distance between me/my money and BofA as possible.

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

Went to multiple locations of @BankofAmerica to close an account and nobody would help me. Even the "financial center" where I was the solitary customer of 3 employees said I should make an appointment and come back later, or call customer service. This is why I'm moving to a CU.

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@ansonmount @BlueBloodStk Looks delicious. Happy birthday!

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@christinachongx Letting my wife have signed copy #87 really made her day. Thank you! -Xian

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@christinachongx An absolutely phenomenal job in this instance.

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

RIP Ray. You gave the best hugs.

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@Shevira83 @InkDagger @CatieOsaurus

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@ansonmount Chris Pike, off to protect the innocent.

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@Salkryn @STDeltaShift

[Alamo Drafthouse NYC @AlamoNYC]

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked

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@Shevira83

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@melissaCnavia Your grieving process has been very inspiring to me as odd as that sounds. It’s so hard. I lost my dad similar timing and yesterday was his bday. Bit by bit you put yourself back together but I don’t think I’ll ever be whole again. Take care of yourself, you are amazing! 💜

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

@melissaCnavia Time to form Voltron?

[Melissa Navia 🚀 @melissaCnavia]

@DevonESawa A wrong has been righted.

[Christian Carriger @MrCarriger]

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