Mr. Charles

You can ride your demons to many exotic locales, but of course they will try to kill you the whole time.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

The Rosetta Stone for the entire Trump phenomenon is just a giant rock with "DUMB" written on it and the B is backwards.

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

michael tracey reading an incel spree shooter manifesto: Another noble soul threw his life away. There was a beautiful rhythm to his poetry

michael tracey reading an epstein accuser’s testimony: has anyone ever considered that this stupid foid bitch was having a woman moment

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@mikenelson586 No, he doesn't understand anything. He is remarkably stupid.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@haymes_joshua If you had the chance you would suck off everyone in that parade.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@StephenM Or just maybe people who are willing to get on a leaky boat and head for parts unknown are more likely to be industrious risk-takers than a bunch of Dorito-eating Netflix zombies who do nothing but jerk off about their amazing ancestors.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

Hugh Jackman needs to realize his full potential and do Wolverine: the Musical. I'm not saying I would watch it. I wouldn't. But I think it is his destiny.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@AshleyTXBurner @keithedwards Why not? Get Honey Boo Boo and some real housewives too.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@nac71700 @CameronCorduroy He could say anything remotely normal. He won't.

[Peter Beinart @PeterBeinart]

I hope Megyn Kelly's grandchildren watch this video, on a school trip through the museum built to teach future generations of Americans about the moral depravity of the Trump era.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@JoelSchamber @atrupar It's a passport for US citizens who are visiting other countries. It doesn't have anything to do people from abroad coming here. So what does "Welcome, but be good even mean?" The only thing stupider than this motherfucker are the dumbfucks who eat his shit.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@actingliketommy Damn, this must go rock hard if your brain is actual dogshit.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@localsweety It is not particularly interesting that your grandfather is senile.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@GOP__Ls Okay, but I'm sure they only did straight mish.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@KatieMiller Hey dummies, look at this! Did we get the picture? Good. Now one of the nannies can put the kid to bed. I'll go back to my show where I interview the most powerful people in the world and then help my husband convince the president to put people with disabilities in institutions.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@elonmusk @realDailyWire You are trying to turn America into failed apartheid South Africa. You are the foreigner who is hurting my country because you don't believe in our values.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@PatrickRuffini

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@AckTeacher @Dougal1122 @Timodc Trump literally says to opposite of that every day.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@Timodc Who do I have to fuck to get this gig? Oh, shit!

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@realDailyWire In the 90's Republicans routinely called Bill Clinton a communist. You cried wolf, man. Meanwhile half of the replies to this are Nazis who have turned on you because Ben is Jewish and not racist enough.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@LPDonovan @cazzie34 @jonfavs He also completely sucks at it. Having "enthusiasm" is not good if you are horrible at the thing you are enthusiastic about.

[Mr. Charles @MrCharles00]

@ChrisRulon Literal douchebag convention and he still didn't make the cut.