Don Confuso

Tinker, tailor, soldier, twat

@donconfuso.bsky.social

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@arleneseesit Erm, the person who ignores the fact that you get paid more for working all your life.

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@FranchiseLewis Also the recipient of Morgan Rogers' greatest ever assist vs Swansea. Look it up, next level.

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@FranchiseLewis Good lad, versatile, good attitude. Scored some decent goals for us, missed some shockers. Lacking a bit of quality but we've had far worse. Would likely get a decent reception if he came back with another club which tells you something.

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@Stevinho21 @usmntonly @tombogert No chance - Morris likely to be Boro captain this season. Was outstanding last year, especially when Hackney was injured and he was having to carry the whole midfield.

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@Scottwilsonecho Presumably there's installments from sales due in as well. Why not mention those in the calculations?

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@DanielSturridge Chloe Kelly

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@wallsendredicko What's he supposed to say? "I think they're shite, will be gutted if we can't offload them"?
As long as they're still Boro players he has to get the best out of them.

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@Nufcoutsider @GaryBut91658219 "Scary"? You soft twat.

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@AzPetrich You do know it hasn't finished yet?

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@calwokebot Beer. They do it better than anyone.

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@GazetteBoro "Former Boro star" is doing enough heavy lifting there to put Eddie Hall to shame

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@BLUENOSEBOB1878 Morgan Rogers learned everything he knows from Hayden Hackney

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@craig_johns Fairly obvious he wouldn't be a Hackney replacement, but he's not as good as Morris so why pay that much (even with a drop) for a backup when we need starters in other areas?

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@IHateSoccerPod Never been to Copenhagen have you?

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@LauraTrottMP Erm, he's not. He's a professional cunt.

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@danamalt Judgement clouded by him being the recipient of Morgan Rogers' greatest ever assist vs Swansea. Whose wouldn't be?

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How many days to we have to listen to idiots regurgitating the "yes, we robbed a bank at gunpoint but we only took a tenner" defence?
#UTB #SaintsFC #spygate

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@SkyBet @SouthamptonFC @EFL @SkyBetChamp "Fairytale"? Oh my fucking god.

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@boro_memories Imagine playing in a team that conceded a hat trick to Alan Kernaghan. No coming back from that.

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@BoilerShopNCL You got stage times for Ash tonight?