Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲

Hey, what if, and just spitballin' here, we made a world that didn't suck?

[Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲 @MrCistoolong]

Alrighty, we've got a lot of new people following. Welcome I suppose. I'm just a random dude, so if you like the stuff here like the idea/concept not me. In this thread though I'm going to link to various organizations, charities, ect. that I think are worth supporting.

[Jairo I. Fúnez-Flores @Jairo_I_Funez]

Meanwhile, Democrats want us to ignore that the Biden administration is responsible for this.

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

PUT ME IN COACH

[Lindsey Snell @LindseySnell]

Azerbaijan didn’t exist in 1908

[Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲 @MrCistoolong]

@TierZoo Nintendo's treatment of Melee is a big part of why I've been so keen to support other platform fighters. Blindsight has been by far the one I've engaged with the most.

Kinda hope they get to a point of regular updates and online play soon.

[Lindsey Snell @LindseySnell]

Yeah, it’s probably because of this and not at all because Israel provides the majority of the weaponry Azerbaijan has used to attack Armenia and Nagorno-Karabakh

[Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲 @MrCistoolong]

@nadaelmikashfi A nice bowl of stew? Maybe a chili?

[Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian]

Leave it to the UN to show up to "monitor the needs of the population" after the entire population has been driven from the land.

[Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲 @MrCistoolong]

Perfect, just perfect. Summarize WI Republicans in one perfect statement

[Rep. Ron Tusler @RepRonTusler]

@HCashny Perhaps. Why do you think we are all of a sudden in favor of something that we were against?

[mallory (she/her)💬 @this_is_mallory]

I paid $11 for this Vision Healing Masterclass so you don’t have to 🤓 This is my saturday morning cartoons.

[Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲 @MrCistoolong]

Oh man...why didn't anyone tell me I could just be not legally blind? Here I've been crashing into everything whenever I don't have my glasses and apparently I coulda just not done that. Amazing

[mallory (she/her)💬 @this_is_mallory]

I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing?

This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.

[Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲 @MrCistoolong]

Wisconsin Nazis, I hate Wisconsin Nazis

[Ford Fischer @FordFischer]

VIDEO THREAD: Today, avowed Neo-Nazi group "Blood Tribe" rallied with rifles and swastika flags outside an LGBT "Pride in the Park" event in Watertown, Wisconsin.

"Us or the pedophiles!" they chanted at the crowd, which included children. "There will be blood, blood blood!"

"Get 'em the fuck out of here!" pride participants begged police, who said they couldn't make the Nazis leave.

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

If you’re declaring an extremist group is fake, despite all evidence to the contrary, you’re either doing so to help them weaponize their unreality or you’re dumber than they are.

[Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲 @MrCistoolong]

@iamGabbyDurden The shirt you wear when your son powers up before you

[Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲 @MrCistoolong]

What an absolute nothing statement. Top notch Oshkosh, I always knew you had it in you.

[WIDeptHealthServices @DHSWI]

#Wisconsin! We're still under an #AirQuality alert.
⏺️Stay inside if you can.
⏺️Have to be outside? Watch for symptoms that your #health is affected.
⏺️If you or someone you know needs safe shelter or housing, dial 211 for free, confidential help.
➡️More: https://t.co/8sjXUygrQF

[Oscar @oso_campeon]

It’s important that while this air quality in Chicago is one of the worst in the nation that we have inspectors looking at industrial operations right now to see if they’re releasing additional containment since people “won’t notice,” literally BP got caught yesterday.

[Aux7 @_Aux7]

@abby4thepeople

[The Mona Show @themonashow_]

"Autistic people don't face real discrimination!"

Listen, I was involuntarily admitted to the psych ward because I displayed Flat Affect while talking about depression. I'm Autistic. I *always* display Flat Affect, not just when upset. But a doctor made the call to strip me 1/2

[Mike Carpenter 🇦🇲 @MrCistoolong]

What a terrible thing to do. I would hate to see this in my own city. It would be absolutely terrible if the police were unable to use their vehicles due to all the urine. I hate to imagine what that world looks like.

[Akron Police Depotartment @AkronPoliceDp]

Please stop this. It is unhygienic and cruel. Don't spray super soakers full of pee into city vehicles.