Cattrysse Chandler

Making Shit Happen Since 1982

[Cattrysse Chandler @MrClunge]

@Arsenal What a truly amazing player 👍 happy retirement 👏

[Sony Pictures UK 🎬 @SonyPicturesUK]

#MastersOfTheUniverse is an ⭐⭐⭐⭐ "ABSOLUTE BLAST" (FUTURE OF THE FORCE) ⚔️ See it only in cinemas NOW!
Book tickets: https://t.co/UBxYoAPNi4

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

On your head, Martin 😅

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Losing the UCL final but still waking up as the Premier League champions

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Please wait

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We all deserve this ❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🥰

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"What's Wrighty up to?!"
"Does he know he's working right now?" 😂❤️

[N1Gooner @GAJG699]

If you tweet…. You care 👍

[Doc @karthikadhaigal]

A promise was made ...............................It was Kept ❤️

[Renato @orehnato]

THE BOSS

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bottle this feeling 🍾

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Greatest picture I have laid eyes on

[Detroit Gooner @GoonerInDetroit]

🏆

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Seems very fitting that the Arsenal trophy lift will take place in the corner of the pitch

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Your 2025/26 Premier League champions...

ARSENAL! 🏆🔴

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Don’t say anything just repost.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

In all its glory 🏆

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Can you spot an Arsenal legend? 👀

@IanWright0 ❤️