Jaden

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[Jaden @MrCounty0]

Lakini Hivi Ndio Mli Ingia Box 2022? Ah 😂😂😂 2027 Ata Kuja Na Wheelchair Watu Wa Kanisa Wakue Dumb & Dumber 2.0 🙄🙄 Na Mkimpigia Ya Ukweli You Deserve All You Get

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Consistency is the one advantage anyone can choose. Speed fades, discipline doesn't. Slow progress is still progress. The only people who truly lose are the ones who stop.

[Eric @amerix]

Dialysis is very expensive.

The money spent.

The hours spent.

The toll on a family's resources.

Yet, you can avoid going that route by eating a healthy diet and living a healthy life.

But you don't listen until it is you or your parent as the next patient in the renal ward.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The quality of your life reflects the quality of the man you're becoming. Master your finances. Protect your health. Strengthen your mindset. When you build yourself first, success stops being something you chase and starts becoming something you attract.

[Mod @CFCMods]

David Ornstein deadass dropped that Morgan Rogers exclusive post and dipped searching for the next deal, this guy is proper 😭

[Jaden @MrCounty0]

Solo vacations, solo trips, solo coffees are just denial tactics... that shit doesn't work!

[Jaden @MrCounty0]

Solo vacations, solo trips, solo coffees are just denial tactics... that shit doesn't work!

[Eric @amerix]

Fredrick Nietzsche wrote a lot about man and his desires, shadows and dreams.

He also wrote about PLEASURE.

However, he did not tell men to kill their desires. He told them to command them.

A drive you cannot control does not stay quiet. It grows, it takes the throne, and soon it will be giving you orders while you obey.

Lust and greed promise you power and hand you a leash into slavery. Example:

• Prostitution

• Porn

• Masturbation

Every man ruled by his appetites is owned by whoever controls them.

Nietzsche called the highest act self-overcoming: the man who masters himself is the only one no one else can master.

Rule the pleasure, or the pleasure will rule you.

#BetterTogether

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

If I were William Ruto's political adviser, I would tell him something no one in his inner circle has the courage to say:

Don't run in 2027.

Politics is unforgiving. It does not reward stubbornness; it punishes it.

The greatest danger facing you is not the opposition; it is the illusion created by those who survive by telling you what you want to hear. They clap at every speech, celebrate every rally, and call every crowd "historic." They are not measuring public opinion; they are protecting their paychecks.

Do not mistake the privileges of office for popularity. A convoy is not love. A State House reception is not public approval. A crowd assembled by power is not the same as a nation willing to vote for you.

Every ruler eventually reaches the point where the mirror tells one story and the people tell another. Wise leaders believe the people. Proud leaders believe the mirror.

You have spent more than thirty years climbing to the summit of Kenyan politics. Don't spend your final chapter proving that the hardest fall is the one from the highest mountain.

There comes a point when remaining in the race stops looking like courage and starts looking like an inability to read the times.

Leave while retirement is still a choice. If you insist on staying, don't be surprised when the ballot box becomes the harshest political adviser you have ever ignored.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

During this economic crisis in 1980s, teachers had downed their tools over unpaid salaries and the government was facing a severe financial shortfall. Ambwere, a prominent Western Kenya tycoon, made national headlines by boldly offering to bail out the country and foot the entire salary bill. This man now offers to support Sifuna’s presidential campaign. WE THE PEOPLE SHALL…MANDATORY!💪🏿🔥

[Jaden @MrCounty0]

See the person that said, "locked in"

[Jaden @MrCounty0]

See the person that said, "locked in"

[OnlyFoods @exposeke]

Can you have this and call it dinner?

[OnlyFoods @exposeke]

It's Sunday, I may take the day off x 😂, I also get exhausted 😮‍💨 Enjoy your breakfast 😋

[OnlyFoods @exposeke]

What should we cook next, fish, chicken or beef? 😋 Please done say chicken 🐔😂

[OnlyFoods @exposeke]

Enjoy your breakfast 😋 while the men recover and prepare to convince us there’s another World Cup beginning tonight 😂

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Argentinian terrorism and blatant robbery must end!!!

[Jaden @MrCounty0]

TORRREEESS, and SPAIN takes the lead🏆🏆🏆

[Jaden @MrCounty0]

TORRREEESS, and SPAIN takes the lead🏆🏆🏆

[Jaden @MrCounty0]

SPAIN KICHWAAAAA, put all your mulla🏆🏆🏆

[Jaden @MrCounty0]

SPAIN KICHWAAAAA, put all your mulla🏆🏆🏆