Dave W

The physical manifestation of a sigh.

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I'm so behind with the times 20 years ago #pegging was the game you played with your mates before a night out. Where you'd see how many pegs you could hang on a friends shirt on a night out without them realising.

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@scottygb Probably just pour petrol through their letterbox.

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Just got an absolute bargain on a sleigh.

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Just going to pop the heating on for 20 minutes to take the edge off

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@UberFacts 'The Lost Boys'.

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@chatabix1 Just listening to you being given props by Mr Buxton. If that doesn't get you on 'The One Show' I don't know what will.

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Arsenal are being connected to every single football player in the world this summer transfer window. Which is nice............

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Plenty of time left.

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@chatabix1 There has to be a channel willing to commission a 6 part documentary of you two touring various prisons around the country. In the style of 'Ross Kemp on.....'
'Beards Behind Big Door!'

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@Jimmy_Poodle If you can find it , you can have it.

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Life comes at you pretty fast homies. Enjoy every chocolate button, every pint of Guinness and being blue lit in an ambulance with police escort across London.

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@ConnorJayFord Thank you brother Ford.

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@Hairy_Norman Thanks H.N. Yeah bit of a turn up but it'll be okay. I'm in amazing hands just a bit of a waiting game now.

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@GavCross You know I'll test that claim haha!

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@GavCross 100% best centre in the UK to boot. Told them I want to see the surgeons play a quick game of 'Operation' before I go under though' That probably won't be until next week now https://t.co/jvyto0wyUD to reduce swelling first.

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@chatabix1 @basilbottler 3-5 days I reckon. Couldn't get in front of my G.P so took the more direct route. Bit of a shock but it is what it is. Being treated like a prince by our fantastic NHS.

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@chatabix1 @basilbottler Bless ya for that. All I can say is that if anyone has persistent Headaches and a change in walking style. In my case, like a puppet with it's strings cut. Get yourself down A& E for a scan of your braincase.

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@chatabix1 @basilbottler Unfortunately yes. Hasn't gone anywhere else though so far, thankfully.

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@basilbottler Thank you BB. I'll be doing my best. Laughter and rest should do it. Plus the horse dose steroids I'm on.

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Very sneaky Vlad, very sneaky