DeFi-Dad

Husband/Father to the 3 greatest humans I know | Research and Development | Veteran | Tokenomics | Fixer of complicated things | and stuff

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

Hey @FBI
@CapitalOne needs a visit.

V/R
Every one of #CapitalOne ‘s members

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@kurby301Rising Time to whip out the Gravity 😳

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@ihatebread_ The excuse of a power outage is elementary at best.

A server on that scale would have multiple means of redundancy that equal to 100% uptime.

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@nyrow3 @CapitalOne Richard Fairbank

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@Dvsst8 @AskCapitalOne Don’t ask, demand 🙂

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

I really hope @CapitalOne has the liquidity, these folks are going to clean those accounts out as soon as they’re given access back. I am these folks

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@bulls_baybee13 @CapitalOne Yep, then they say you’ve reached the max amount of login attempts.

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@StudyAbroadMe @CapitalOne Looks like a DDOS

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@cnnbrk can you report on the @CapitalOne dumpster fire in progress?

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@BuzzCov @USAA @CapitalOne I just switched my DD from NFCU to Capital One after 20 years… today was supposed to be my first deposit with the new ACCT 😐 well done #capitalNone

[Downdetector @downdetector]

Users have been reporting problems with #CapitalOne since 5:17 AM EDT.

https://t.co/jYtz8wPQwC

RT if you are also having problems #CapitalOneDown

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@AskCapitalOne who’s the third party? We clearly need to light a fire under their ass

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@AskCapitalOne what is the technical issue that is affecting ALL of us? #Transparency please

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@geekinman @CapitalOne You must be new here, jk
Respectfully,
All @CapitalOne customers

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

Hey @FDICgov the @CapitalOne @AskCapitalOne customers need to file a few claims

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@sum_user4 @_nelsonx3 @CapitalOne Surprised you got someone to answer, hopefully that’s some BS answer to get you off the phone.

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

I’d hate to be a @CapitalOne call center employee today.

Ctrl+Alt+Del restart that server and get us our money.

It’d be a shame if we all drove to your headquarters and caused an actual ruckus.

#CapitalOne #CapitalNone

[DeFi-Dad @MrDefiHodl]

@rovercrc @NootMemecoin is doing it right now