Ⓜ️itch Derr

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@WestervillePD as a friendly reminder of Section 4511.34. Please inform your officers about this code as I had several sniffing my bumper down country roads with deer left and right last night. To the point I couldn’t see their headlights in my rear view mirror.

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@Meta we need Paul Bettany voice for the @metaai glasses please!

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

The “nature” injected birds are overkill this year. @TheMasters

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@WestNetworksLLC thank you for the continued support and amazing products. @GetSpectrum is out, once again, so now my house is running off the backpack.

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

I really missed playing Zelda. It has to be, hands down, the best gaming series ever created.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Worth mentioning again

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@elonmusk How many people are complaining about this with passwords, bank info, SSN and much more in their phone or web browser…?

@elonmusk thank you for exposing the governments wasted spending on tax payers dime.

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@DefiantLs Hodor, is that you?

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@PowellPolice @ColumbusZoo congratulations on coordinating officers for zoo traffic.

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

GOD DAMN IT @ryandaytime!

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@netflix WE THE PEOPLE demand an unscripted fight between @MikeTyson and @jakepaul.

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@JimIrsay #Fortheshoe because my wife made me do this

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS---4 for Sat. night, Nov. 2. ONE WINNER, will also buy dinner at Wisanggeni Pawon on E. 71st St. Retweet this & TELL ME WHY IT SHOULD BE YOU. Must incl. hashtag #ForTheShoe🙂 Fri. NOON deadline. Will be many worthy entries, but I can only pick one! ✌️

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

This view doesn’t suck.

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@KamalaHarris has already avoided and deflected the first question… who else is ready for this shit show!?

#TrumpIsMyPresident! #Trump2024

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

@GarminOutdoor it’s 2024. Garmin enthusiasts have been wanting cellular options since the Fenix 5. Come on Garmin! #fenix8

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

Perks of travel assignments for work… you ensure your wife has visiting options built into your long term assignment!

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

Second year in a row,@IRONMANtri!
This year I shaved 34:17 off from last year.
Next year’s goal is 5:30 or less!
Next milestone is 140 before 40.
I’m on the hunt to hear the famous phrase
“You are an #IRONMAN”

Why is this addicting?
#AnythingIsPossible

[Ⓜ️itch Derr @MrDerrty]

New goal.

140 before 40.

I want to earn those infamous words.

“You are an Ironman”