Clay

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

The single greatest stressor in my life is the fear of running out of law and order eps that I have not seen before

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

midtown citi bike stations are the bedrock of return to office data

[n+1 @nplusonemag]

Now blinding illumination is the default condition of every apartment, office, pharmacy, laundromat, print shop, sandwich shop, train station, airport, grocery store, UPS Store, tattoo parlor, bank, and this vape shop we’ve just walked into. https://t.co/buOOMJt050

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

Ppl these days are absolutely obsessed w telling you your bag is unzipped. Obsessed

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

They should have had Paul Rudd play Gilderoy Lockhart in the chamber of secrets

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

a massage indeed

[Benjamin Carlson @bfcarlson]

In 1977, media prophet Marshall McLuhan discussed CIA and FBI surveillance, and then turned it into one of the most mind-bending riffs on identity in the digital age I've ever heard.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

I was out what specifically happened that made everyone think twitter’s collapse was extra imminent

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

@Bearcatttt Uh oh we’ve got folks on the ground in Las Vegas this weekend and they must have seen last weeks card. The fade @Bearcatttt parlay is IN - - @Woodrev1

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

BOUNCEBACK CARD

[Mark Timmons @Bearcatttt]

Alright folks! We are 22-35-2 looking to recover! Some say it might be time to fade, others (me) are saying we HAVE to be due.

BAMA - 13.5
KANSAS ST - ML
TENN + 8
ND - ML
OK ST VS KS - OVER 63

Saturdays are the best aren't they? Let's go have ourselves a good one tomorrow!

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

Bad day to tail BearCat

[Mark Timmons @Bearcatttt]

Tweeting today from SEC country down in Alabama! I'll try to channel some football knowledge from the state. But here we go!!

OK STATE - ML
WAKE FOREST - 3
SOUTH CAROLINA - 3.5
KENTUCKY + 11.5
NORTH CAROLINA - 3

LETS MAKE SOME MONEY!!

[Jordan Weir @PanthersHi5guy]

I’m back

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

Ma'am, nobody chose to live IN the matrix

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

Super advanced slingin live reads in your white noise sleep app

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

airplane wifi is not what it used to be

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

The Beatles were really just about fucking w ringo weren’t they

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

Dial-a-poem: 917-994-8949

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

Skippy reduced fat peanut butter is straight up not available anywhere - at all - right now. And I'm pretty sure thats the real definition of a recession

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

Is the songwriting and compositional quality of Blink 182s music properly recognized today?
🧵1/57

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

What a psychopath. Who’s apt is this? He’s not wrong ab the tap water though

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Keep hydrated with the best tap water in the world!

Visit https://t.co/B0DWoVpTzh for more tips on keeping cool this summer.

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

@Brandon_Bird @ARTofCOOP Holy shit it’s beautiful

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

@douggraham15 Never again

[Clay @MrDunkerton]

The insides of real good tomatoes are wild