Mr ENTP

abstract the psyche into oblivion

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

my girl, you're not introverted, you just have ADHD

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

are you deeply introverted or just deeply emotionally dysregulated?

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

few understand what deep, intimate relationships these are

a man will have multiple friends that would literally die in battle for them, and people will call that relationship shallow without questioning their priors

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

my husband spent four days with 9 of his oldest friends. i asked him if there was any news about their marriages, kids, families, jobs, etc. he said no. i asked what they talked about. he said they mostly tried to name every state capital and then every african country

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

I respect absolutely anyone who
1) sincerely changes their mind
2) sincerely admits that they've changed their mind

these are my people

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

you're smart but I don't respect you because you don't have the courage to admit you've changed your mind — which prevents you from ever changing you mind

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

it is funny though

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

High schoolers think it's funny to self-report being transgender.

This makes estimates of trans percentages and other stats unreliable.

Students who self-report as trans also frequently report being blind 7-foot-tall crackheads who belong to a gang and never visit the dentist.

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

the good parts of you shouldn't be held hostage against the bad parts of you that happen to be not aligned, at the moment

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

you don't realize how much production goes into porn until you make one yourself

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

woman at the gym: take a picture, it'll last longer

me: can...can I?

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

don't ever accuse me of never or always — I don't never or always anything, and neither do you

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

jokes on you, I feel everything

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

talking to my therapist about seeing a meta-therapist together because I feel like she doesn't hear me

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

The slow, grinding,

indestructible

ENTP door slam.

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

me and my kid's teacher emailing back and forth, each using chatgpt to tell the other to fuck off in polite and acceptable language

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

is she beautiful or is she 22?

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

@CristinePLTU try it

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

have you tried screaming at your problem and then ignoring it for the rest of the day?

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

@Sdgnuipaegr treat means it is working

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

@rkpettijohn could work

[Mr ENTP @MrENTP]

most of the time, when someone says I'm arrogant, they are actually describing their own fragile ego

Wittgenstein's Ruler