Psuedo Greg Smith

What if chameleons are everywhere?

[Psuedo Greg Smith @MrGregor]

.@SarahFortnerWx Sup?

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.@MelindaMayo7 Your humming bird feeder is low.

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.@LilTunechi Smoke weed and masturbate. Call that a hijacking.

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I wouldn’t kick a girl out of my bed unless it was to have sex on the floor.

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Bitches put on active wear just to go to brunch

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2 years of training down the drain. Just found out cock fights are between chickens.

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Girls pee so damn hard it sounds like they’re frying chicken.

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My favorite thing about pregnant chicks is that you can tell they’ve been horny before.

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How far into the got damn future is Dippin’ Dots supposed to be the ice cream of?!

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Happy St Paddy’s day. The rainbow ends in my pants. 😉

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Cheating is bad and all but Aunt Becky can still get it.

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I always thought her name was Urethra Franklin.

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Is the song “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison about anal?

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Aunt Bee had a fat ass on her tho.

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RT IF U BUSSA CUMNUT ON A CRACKHEAD LAT NITE

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I’m only 2 girls short of a threesome.

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Throw pillows? More like I’ll throw you out the got damn window if you think I’m doing this shit every day.

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I talked her into thinking ribbed condoms taste like ribs.

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.@TigerWoods Don’t forget to activate your glutes today. Doing mine now.

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How many copies of my butt cheeks can I get with a $5 Kinkos Groupon?