Grumpy 🍔

@Bonsai_DAO $Bonsai #RealYield

[Bonsai DAO @Bonsai_DAO]

1️⃣ Early Access for the S1 Guardians

🪴 200,000 SEED
👤 Only ~90 wallets

90 S1 Guardians are receiving early airdrop of $SEED ahead of everyone else:
→ First to use the vesting mechanism
→ First shot at discounted $Bonsai.

[Bonsai DAO @Bonsai_DAO]

🌳 Held $Bonsai?
🍔 Used Umami vaults?
🌿 Joined Gardens Season 1?

Check out the $SEED Distribution plan.

Up to 7M SEED (~$140k) is being distributed in the first phase. All the deets 👇

https://t.co/DC2rZLCiX4

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Introducing Efficiency Score 📊
It shows how much of a vault’s capital is actively deployed, and how much is being hedged.

Why? Yield. Let’s break it down 👇

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

If you’ve been in Umami Vaults since April...

🍔 You might want to check the spice drawer for some $SEED soon.

[Bonsai DAO @Bonsai_DAO]

Back in the market today. Buyback #2 THIS WEEK! 🌿

📥Buyback : 48.5K tokens bought ($10,000)
🪴 Price: ~$0.20

We like where this is heading.
And no, we’re not done yet 🌳

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

You know there are better ways to keep your portfolio from bleeding out...

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

not everyone understands what Umami depositors really do

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Congrats to @GMX_IO !

We’re proud to be part of it and turn this volume into real yield 🍔 Here’s to the next $300B. 🥂

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Just checking in on the vaults’ APR.
Still printing. 🍔

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Sometimes the best move is doing nothing.

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

if your yield needs babysitting, it’s not yield
it’s a toddler with a token address

[Grumpy 🍔 @MrGrumpyNFT]

@UmamiFinance Truest words ever spoken

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

DeFi shouldn’t interrupt real life

it should fund it

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

🍔 If you're in our ETH or BTC vaults... stay put.
🪂 Something extra is coming for you soon.

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Some are fighting for attention.
We’re fighting inflation.

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Quiet vaults. Real yield.
This week’s projected APYs, based on trading fees only:

🟣ETH Vault: 10.1% APY
🔵USDC Vault: 19.8% APY
🟠BTC Vault: 19.8% APY

[Bonsai DAO @Bonsai_DAO]

The Bonsai May Ecosystem Update is live 🌳
🟠SEED is coming.
🐝Agra made its debut.
🪴Buybacks are now trackable.
🔵And the USDC vault has been quietly delivering 8.3% APR.

Catch up on what’s growing:
https://t.co/nclAJimWz3

[toki @0xtoki_]

https://t.co/TZZXLKG57D

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

Quiet products don’t get the glory.
15+ months. ~8.3% APR on $USDC
That's 2x T-bills — without leaving DeFi.

Built to preserve gains, not chase pumps.
Here’s the proof 🧵👇

[Umami @UmamiFinance]

A new pope = a rising chart.

The lost tape of Vitalicus the First explains everything.
📼👇