ant henderson

Audible shape. Dance music snob. Delusions of grandeur.

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

New Rule: I'm only going to check Twitter while I'm on the toilet. I'm operating a garbage in/garbage out policy.

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

No sorry I hate to be pedantic but is she the answer or the contestant???

[Neil Henderson @hendopolis]

DAILY STAR: We asked 100 people who was the most batsh@t crazy, Home Secretary we’ve ever seen. Our survey said… #TomorrowsPapersToday

[wint @dril]

Couldent Be Me

[Callum May @callummay]

Just to confirm that Kinbrace is a village in Sutherland, not an instruction #StormBabet

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

There are no good Premier League teams.

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

Does anybody have any idea how much it'll actually cost to get on one of these trains?

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

NEW: Sky news understands HS2 will go from Euston to Man, but at Birmingham will switch onto normal tracks

So the PM, despite telling me today he wasn’t going to be forced into making premature decisions’ about HS2, had made the decision (which I put directly to him in our i/v)

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

A truly wild advert.

[Emporix @EmporixCo]

"Experience the smoothest shave on the go! This pocket-sized wonder will keep you looking sharp wherever you are."
👉https://t.co/ifATj3GSJ2

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

Amazing that the 15th most watched show is 'This is BBC One HD'......

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

We’re top of the IPL….@BBCiPlayer league. 💪🏻

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

0 users means 0 bots.

[Guardian news @guardiannews]

Elon Musk says Twitter, now X, is to charge all users subscription fees https://t.co/immTSd7hqI

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

@RCorless33 To me, that's the risk of having agents so closely involved in transfers - you're just at the behest of their ulterior motives.

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

@RCorless33 Nah, was 3 days before the season started! Why it gets to that stage before the manager understands the budgets I have no idea 🤷

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

@RCorless33 Well the last guy walked out right before the season started, because FFP restrictions meant they couldn't give him any money to sign any players. So quickly in the sense you probably don't want to start the season with a caretaker manager.

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

@RCorless33 If you need to quickly appoint a manager who will take the job without being able to spend any money, the guy who overachieved at Bournemouth the season before seems a fairly sensible option no?

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

Manchester City: plucky underdogs.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

The most expensive Premier League XI, adjusted for inflation 💰👀

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

Yes, these are literally the crimes he's accused of. Thank you for your help on this.

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

Ben Shapiro: "He likes things, he keeps them. He's kind of a hoarder," adding "He mishandled classified documents because Donald Trump is clumsy"

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

Dude. The word election is literally right in your tweet. Twice.

[Iain Dale 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 ⚒️ @IainDale]

Their crime is not to be young. Their crime is to be Conservatives. This criticism comes from the same people who rejoiced in Mhairi Black's election and the election of a 25 year old on Thursday in Selby. The hypocrisy is breathtaking.

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

Just told a charity collector that I couldn't talk as I was busy on a work call, and then 2 mins later he clocked me taking the bins out. 💀

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

There are 2 types of people in life: the sort of cunt who takes a flag and stands in front of the Pyramid stage, and those who don't.

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

And I love the internet. My career depends on it. But lol come on, what are we even doing.

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

I read some tweet/article a while back that was basically "the internet is like 5 websites, and 4 of them are rubbish" and I think about that a lot.

[Hot Takes in Your Area 🔜 XP/Worlds @seaweedanxiety]

I’m starting a list of technology that’s gotten worse over the past 2 years. Feel free to contribute:

1. Netflix (password sharing)
2. HBO —> “max”
3. Google search
4. Unholy AI (ChatGPT)
5. Google account expiration
6. Discord username change
7. Apple weather (missing rain)

[ant henderson @MrHenderson89]

Objectively very funny.

[City Report @cityreport_]

#ManCity have lodged legal challenges against the Premier League’s 115 charges for alleged rule breaches, disputing the involvement of the barrister who is in charge of the disciplinary process because he is an Arsenal fan, as per @martynziegler.