Mr. B

Tortured AZ sports fan. Business owner. Millionaire. Pilot. Musician. Actor. Model. Postman. Billionaire.

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Today I ran a sub 3 hour marathon and qualified for Boston with less than a minute to spare. Promptly puked my brains out the second I finished

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@TheZonaFeed I lived in Tucson for a year in 2019 when he was coaching and I remember seeing signs and bus stop posters of him everywhere. Always cracked me up when I drove by one

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@felipe4prez Go to the gym like a good girl 😘

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@MVSUMBB Cash money kings

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@SunBeltPolitics @MrDanTheMan1990 @elvicentela The reviews were hilarious. She never actually taught anything and constantly said "umm" between every other word

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@laurencewells @16bitnostalgia I got mine on launch day but didn't have enough money for a game. Had to do chores for another 3 weeks until I bought COD 3

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@MLB @Dbacks @MGMRewards Why AI picture of him instead of a real one? Looks terrible

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@Drug_Researcher I rest my case.

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@Drug_Researcher Nobody actually ever did Jenkum. It was just a funny joke/meme we used

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@ukhomeoffice UK hasn't been a real country in decades. Pathetic

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@Abomination81 Nice pool. Can I use it?

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@azesamemes That sign pisses me off. The letters aren't even proportional

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@reddit_lies Nice transformer flag

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@Novarcharesk3 @JustAFamilyMan_ Idk man. They always had good things to say about americans/my country and I always had good things to say about them. I don't think it's that serious

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@marklevinshow Have you been able to remember your AOL password yet you dusty old fart?

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@FootyScran @OM_Officiel Great value if you're in the market to lose a few pounds

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@FOX10Phoenix Wtf is 20 unites of water

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@TheAtlantic Last time we tried to help those savages, they killed American servicemen. Don't care.

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@axelsmom93 Mormons:
1) Add books outside of the Bible
2) Subtract from the Trinity
3) Alter the terms of salvation

Respectfully, whoever told you that is correct.

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@colonelhogans Jarvis, how many of these were gang related?

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@KatTimpf Boomers are the worst/most selfish generation in world history