Mr J Heap

Tweets are my own and should never be taken seriously.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

On Thursday, we will set our plans to create an equal alternative to the university route.

The #GreaterManchesterBaccalaureate or #MBacc is going to be a game-changer for young people in GM.

Much better than national service!

[Mr J Heap @MrJHeap]

@Amz_97_ @lucidevenport @saywhatuseeroy @seetickets @oasis

[Mr J Heap @MrJHeap]

@LydiaDupre98 @gigsandtours @oasis Same here. It wanted me to log in so I did and it just took me back to waiting page. I’m sure I’ll still be logged in when it gives me another chance in 5 hours. 🫠

[Mr J Heap @MrJHeap]

Thanks to @TicketmasterUK, @gigsandtours, and @seetickets not being able to organise a piss up in a brewery, I’ve spent longer trying to get @Oasis tickets than I would spend watching them perform should I eventually get onto one of their websites. How many minutes you ask?

[Oasis @oasis]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Brendan, a carer, found his car burnt out by the far right after a long 12 hour shift looking after vulnerable people who need help.

He saved up for that car.

I was going to set up a crowdfund, to help, then I discovered…

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Emily Maitlis, "You are funny, let's be honest. You call David Cameron a posh boy but Boris Johnson has been to the exact same school and had the same upbringing, is absolutely fine"

Nadine Dorries, "No no no, I have to address that"

Emily Maitlis, "They're all very privileged people, but somehow you chose the one you love"

Nadine Dorries, "Noooo.. Boris Johnson had no money growing up.. He knows what hardship is like"

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "He went to Eton, what are you talking about"

Nadine Dorries, "He went on a scholarship"

Rory Stewart, "No he didn't"

[Mr J Heap @MrJHeap]

@Lit_liverbird @LitdriveUK Just watching your CPD on @LitdriveUK and noticed you mentioned you teach Frankenstein to Y8 and wondered if I might be permitted to send you some questions over the coming weeks I am planning a SOW with some colleagues ready for next year for Y8. I cannot DM at present :( TIA

[Mr J Heap @MrJHeap]

@BBCPM can you help me get hold of the following episode: Darren Hankey talks on Evan Davis - BBC Radio 4 'PM' Programme (31/08/2023)

Thanks in advance

[Dr Haili Hughes FRSA @HughesHaili]

I am looking to speak to 5 people who have left teaching in the last 2 years please. Comment or DM if you can help. RT welcome!

[Mr J Heap @MrJHeap]

@litfanatic @FunkyPedagogy Thank you for this. How did you create it and do you have an editable copy? I wanted to switch the mark scheme for the unseen poetry version and possibly add some more poems to the booklet. Thanks in advance.

[Mr J Heap @MrJHeap]

@NintendoUK how do I live chat with somebody to help me solve a query on my daughter’s brand new switch. We have purchased the Nintendo Switch online for her and yet she is unable to play her games online. The online chat has said unavailable for days. Please help

[Mr J Heap @MrJHeap]

@missjredwards @miss_grimwood Can you follow me so I can DM you my email address. I would really like to have a look at this! Thanks in advance

[Amy Staniforth @teachals]

Something wicked this way comes…! @SPryke2 and I are in Scotland so it seems pertinent to announce our next little project - a workbook for students! We’re finishing it over the next few weeks. Thank you to @JohnCattEd for letting us on this next journey! @Team_English1

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Some Brits:

F*cking furious when a tiny part of their outgoings go to helping people fleeing other countries

Also some Brits:

Silent when a massive part of their income goes to profiteering oil companies and their shareholders

https://t.co/hoAIAKQXqy

[Mr J Heap @MrJHeap]

@spjordan23 @adidas Same

[Dr. Jennifer Cassidy @OxfordDiplomat]

Matt Hancock: “I’m a normal person now. I’m not a Conservative MP. And it’s just like, like…be normal. Like the people we represent. That’s what we need to do. That’s a really good starting point”

JUST BE NORMAL. He says so proudly. Just Unbelievable.

[Tony Thorne @tonythorne007]

1/ Re the discussion on @BBCRB about using 'so' to start a sentence...'so' can be an adverb (so many people), pronoun (so I've heard) or a coordinating conjunction (so I had to buy more food). When used to start a statement or respond to question it's a filler or discourse marker

[Tom Rogers @RogersHistory]

The number of teachers who mention the problem of vaping in toilets during the school day is astronomical.

The number of ppl who complain about teachers policing toilets who also acknowledge widespread vaping is near zero.