Joe Ventre

[Joe Ventre @MrJVee]

@googleymoogley Big STEVE

[Joe Ventre @MrJVee]

@ronnui_ This post is giving birthday

[Joe Ventre @MrJVee]

@ElijahCone !!!!!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I can't believe this is real, but it is.

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

*random guy in rural Pennsylvania sees suspect in a public restaurant and calls the cops*

*NYPD diver comes out of the Central Park pond, 275 miles away, and solemnly removes his snorkel*: “we did it, boys”

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

ok ms frizzle i’m glad you brought my child into the human colon but he literally does not know how to read

[deray @deray]

So many of my former students are teachers and it makes me eternally happy.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

On “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless Christmas classic and also to figure out what all the buttons on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded in one of those

[wint @dril]

ok so the evil hospital we destroyed turned out to be a normal hospital? Uh oh!! hope we dont make the same mistake 100 more times

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

my parents at 32: our baby needs milk

me at 32: i need the lemonade that kills you

[Joe Ventre @MrJVee]

@CJTDevil Make that two games in a row

[Joe Ventre @MrJVee]

@MattDoyle76 Eh I think that’s recency bias. Low expectations against the shield winner, and we still wouldve needed to win another to advance. Probably a half dozen worse in the RBA era alone.

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

my culture is not a costume

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

for sale baby shoes never worn is the saddest story ever told in 6 words? here’s a sadder one in four: baby died. from exploding.

[tomb @TurmShrub]

smug ivy-leaguer (smirking): one fish two fish,

will hunting: yeah yeah one..one fish two fish, red fish blue fish. right? that's Seuss, page 3.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

The New York Yankees are proud to welcome Starr Insurance as our new signature partner. @StarrCompanies

[JR @pdxbrocialite]

Dog owners have gotten out of control. We’re a couple months away from people bringing their dog to your wedding.