Joey Eberling

Comedian. Drawer of Things. Tweed Enthusiast.

[Joey Eberling @MrJeberling]

Shit's not great right now, but we can all take solace in the fact that Big Al hits dingers.

Pretty sure this tweet is what they call, "evergreen"

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3 place settings and 5 people in this photo. One must assume the two in the back crashed the party to play shenanigans with this group's cheddar biscuits. The woman in the middle's face says, who are you, why are you wearing my biscuits like goggles? Pretty scary vibe, tbh.

[Red Lobster @redlobster]

Vibe day!

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Between gun control and police training in this country, we’re basically operating on a mobius strip of hot shitty trash.

[Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13]

Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.

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@AnnamLaughs Coming this season, my emergency sandwich delivery business, The Peanut Butter & Jam-bulance.

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@false_rumors Is she about to Hansel & Gretel those kids?

[Adam Dahl @Dahl316]

One of the worst parts about being an adult is when you get new shoes, no one asks how fast you can go in them.

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@YungTimberWolf Apparently the only people who wear chinos are size 28 x 32. Which I didn’t even think was a possible measurement.

[Joey Eberling @MrJeberling]

I’d describe my body type as “nothing in Target fits quite right”

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@SeanSmyph Of course hush putt, so much better. Par 5 is the smaller, more exclusive speakeasy inside hush putt’s windmill.

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@SeanSmyph Psst Putt. Mark it down.

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I saw this and immediately thought they were just shooting at fires now.

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The traditional American Char-shootery board

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@_jazzghost_ I'm fairly certain I must have gotten that Click remote and fast forwarded from 4th to 10th grade. Complete blank.

[Joey Eberling @MrJeberling]

Absolutely bombed at an open mic last night, it's really nice to see things getting back to normal.

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Childhood photo of Ben Shapiro

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@nicolewboyce Yeahhh, keeping things at a nice even temperature so we don't hit that low smoke point baybeee.

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At my last physical, my doctor looked at my chart and goes, “Well, you weigh more than me, so I can call you fat.”

[Joey Eberling @MrJeberling]

@SydneyBattle What is that helmet gonna do? Riding that lanky ass bike I’d be wearing a parachute.

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@patrickrowland3 That's awesome man! Congratulations!