Public Defender Noir

Husband. Public defender.

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

Can’t support this site another day. Come find me at the other place.

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

@Suffixaufnahme @PTogekiss @AdamantxYves And even if it were a length of time, “a few centuries” would surely suffice.

[Donald Trump’s Neck Vagina @torontobaddy]

Who did this? 😂😂😂😂

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

@denisewu @kchyde9839 I get that. But what is the common ground?

[Autumn 🍁🍉✨ @mizzoumalek23]

Seeing as the 2024 election is over, here’s a thread of what the electoral map would’ve looked like had only X demographic voted:

For example, here is the electoral map had turnout been 100%

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

Wish all of my clients could see this.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Remember to STFU.

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

@AnandWrites We may have to choose between social issues and economic issues. It may be that we can’t fight both police brutality and economic inequality. That we can’t have both trans rights/racial justice and social security. The GOP media is so good at highlighting those wedge issues.

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

@JStein_WaPo Is this not just an education-level shift.

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

Advising all my clients pending sentencing to win the presidency.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Somehow, some way, the media and the people who run the Democratic Party will figure out how to blame this all on Bernie Bros.

That train is always on time.

[Robin Brooks @robin_j_brooks]

The EU had over 2 years to do the right thing on Ukraine. It did not. Instead, it covered itself in shame, protecting vested interests like Greek shipping oligarchs and German exporters. Now time has run out. The EU needs deep reform that brings transparency and accountability...

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Dems have two months to fill this seat

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

@Taniel Cautiously optimistically terrified.

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

@ASchwartzPoker America gonna do a fascism today. How’s your day?

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

@Taniel @boltsmag Done.

[Public Defender Noir @MrJobProper]

@neilbelieves Only one right answer.

[Quantіan @quantian1]

It’s basically a law of the universe that anyone who posts a picture of a steak for political reasons invariably posts the least appetizing cut of meat you’ve ever seen.

[Olivier Knox @OKnox]

If I may be frightfully earnest: If you vote today, thank the poll workers. This does not happen without them. It's not glamorous and they have to put up with a lot. (About half of mine seemed to be high school volunteers.)