Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️

Heathen. Dullard, Traitorous remainer. Member of the anti-growth coalition. Artist. Author. Broadcaster. #RNLI member.

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@RobKenyonReform That’s a lie. You’re a fucking liar.

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@RobertJenrick I think we’ve just found something more dense than the event horizon of a black hole.

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@elonmusk @TheAliceSmith Nah, us vegetarians will be fine, laddy.

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@EE a big shout to Kadir and Lucas the two engineers who upgraded my broadband today, absolutely first class work by them, a credit to the company.

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@EricTrump

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@EricTrump

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@BladeoftheS #TeslaYouth

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@Nigel_Farage remember when the EU was threatening to invade the UK and overturn a democratically elected government?

Yeah me neither.

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@Boobaloosh @MarinaPurkiss Ooooh ok. So gun crime will be a thing of a the past? No more mass shootings?

🙄

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@MarinaPurkiss Riiiiiiiiight. What are these people drinking?

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I was trying to think what this photo of Niggle reminded me of and then it came to me.

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@RupertLowe10 How’s that prediction working out for you Rupe?

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@JulianClary even to this day I’m conceived this is you playing the Bronze Head in The Box of Delights. 😉

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@elonmusk should I use hashtags or not on Twitter?

#Hashtags

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@Nigel_Farage speechwriters hard at work…

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@NorthSomersetC so your recycling crew refused to take away legitimate items today because - checks notes - they hadn’t been washed and cleaned? @NSomTimes

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Prog 133

Which classic late eighties movie alien does Zorgon remind me of? I'll give you a clue, it's not yer man from Mac & Me.

[Jonathan Mock Esq.⚙️ @MrJonathanMock]

@ThisisDavina meet my sad poodle. Same type of cyst, all clear this year. #NHS

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@exitthelemming Such sad news. ❤️❤️❤️

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@elonmusk #FirstLadyElon says what?