Moose

retired football player

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

Women are literally addicted to leaving half empty drinks around. Whenever they do that it’s like a shot of heroin to them

[Klara @klara_sjo]

There's so much beauty in the world.

Here are the beautiful snow capped mountains of Tennessee.

[E-Va @Brimmy07]

does this even count

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

[Percival “P-burn” Cockburn @PercyCockburn]

Just broke out the 31 piece patio set. Next question. #pressure

[Brad Johnson, CFA @brad_johnson6]

“So like how long you been ubering for”

[Count Luke Twombly von Jolly @ltwombly93]

The Mississippi > the Nile

[Swan @AndySwan]

Happy Independence Day

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

just walked into my hotel and american dad is already playing on the tv. now that's what i call customer service!

[Ego 🍔 @TrussEgo]

Aw hell nah jigsaw

[Sage Hyden @sagehyden]

it's insane how Disney+ singlehandedly destroyed three of the most universally trusted brand names with Marvel, Star War and Pixar in like less than two years

[🏳️‍⚧️Graph Crimes🏳️‍🌈 @GraphCrimes]

Why do I have a Cask of Amontillado soyjak. In what context would I need a Cask of Amontillado soyjak

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this housing market is getting insane

[rave @imyrave]

SHE SAID IM STUCK WITH HER FOREVER!!!!

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Told the mages guild that I’d work on my casting but I didn’t say which kind!