Michael Kamara

Singer. Videographer. Part of the Party. Pacifier. Good (and sometimes bad) vibes only. The Arsenal ❤️.

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

I’ve been laughing at this all day 😂😂

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

[Beeb @AFC_Beeb]

When we tell people that the Arsenal hatred isn’t football related they will say we don’t know how to take banter. Here you go.

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

😃

[C. @ArsecaI]

2022: "Arsenal blew their only chance of finishing top 4!"

2023: "Arsenal blew their only chance of winning the league!"

2026: "Arsenal blew their only chance of winning the Champions League!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Arsenal have already started working and planning for summer signings.

At least 3 signings are expected, could
be even more based on exits.

Top winger the priority; midfielder and right back also almost guaranteed. Strikers situation to follow.

🎥 https://t.co/mklcSINU7Y

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

@LewisBG_ Xx

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

We will 100% be back under this group. Lifting UCL soon! ❤️

🔴⚪️🏆

[Hayters TV @HaytersTV]

"I’ve got the feeling of wanting to come back and lift the trophy!"

Declan Rice insists Arsenal will be BACK to win the Champions League 😤

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

@benlindsayOBE @LewisBG_ @NateMusic13 LOOOOOL woken up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

Havertz to Madueke for our second goal. We have to go back shopping at Chelsea and take 1-2 more to come to join us! 😃

#AFC

@LewisBG_ @benlindsayOBE @NateMusic13 who should we take next!!!!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Standing on the brink of history.

[BBC 5 Live Sport @5liveSport]

"He's grown into such an amazing young man." 🫡

Bukayo Saka's former teammate Zech Medley explains how the Arsenal winger turned into the player he is today 🫶

#BBCFootball #Arsenal

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

Wtf is going on 😂

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Anthony Gordon speaking in Spanish at his Barcelona unveiling after making the move from Newcastle 🇪🇸

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

Vini Jr to Arsenal. I want it. I need it.

#AFC

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

😃🔴⚪️🏆

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Every VAR error: How Arsenal escaped red cards and penalties https://t.co/xEProzlgeu

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Final yards before the final 🏃💨

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

You know who the biggest BEG is? Jon Obi Mikel’s co host! That guy kekeke’ing along to every terrible take 😭😭😭😭😭

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

@Lea_EFC @Skkyyyyyyyyyyy LOOOOOOOL

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

💥

[Michael Cox @Zonal_Marking]

A possibly unpopular view but I don’t believe Arsenal have been "defensive" this season. I think they’ve simply not been as good in attack as they intended, and had a reliable defence. Saturday against PSG, however, is probably the time to be defensive.
https://t.co/xGxbcJqZwE

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

What on earth is going on🤣🤣🤣

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Is Phil Foden's dip in form a result of too many games in the football calendar? 🤔

[Michael Kamara @MrKamara]

Morgan Rogers and Julian Alvarez. Wouldn’t be mad at Barcola either.

Let’s make it happen this summer please @Arsenal

#AFC