MrJokeness-koolness

striving to be a saint. Dancing. Bowties. Sneakers. Chelseas. Food. Sweets. Random puns

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Ignorance has no limits even among the “educated”

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So @FedEx @FedExHelp 2day delivery is now 9 days because the delivery keeps “updating” to a later delivery day? How does that work exactly

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Since when does @PapaJohns not deliver to the door because they can’t? These franchises #terribleservice #badservice #poorcustomerservice

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#badservice #poorservice @ups

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I’m trying to figure out @UPS when I’m supposed to get my package when the access point is closed at 5 PM and doesn’t seem to open early nor open on weekends

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So 20 minutes before listed closing you are closed @bluebottleroast #badforbusiness

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When your shoe purchased from Nike snkrs doesn’t pass @stockx “verification” what a joke but they add a random qr sticker damaging my box so I can’t sell my shoe thanks #terribleservice #badservice

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@NYC_DOT @NYCMayorsOffice @News12BX @NYCMayor @bronxbp all of that work to build a bike lane in the Concurse so @NYPDnews can use it for parking @NYPDPC @NYPDChiefOfDept what’s that about

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@NYC_DOT @bronxbp @News12BX these contractors are making a mess of the Concurse. Only one lane available in either direction during the morning rush? Between Burnside and 183rd?

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Love when an overnight package becomes delayed after being out for delivery and there’s nothing going on at the hub location (no weather situation) but just because my package is delayed thanks @FedEx #badservice there was reason why overnight was the choice not “two days”

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@sleepparalexis And now you get the people who buy thrift to resell as”consignment” for like 100 times the price some times😢

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@ToNYD2WiLD Of course

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@paragonsports a shame you issue a lifetime sharpening card to stop honoring it #badservice #badforbusiness

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Is always something with @UPS I have literally been home and delivery was “attempted” but not a single knock

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This is the second time in less than a week @UPS what is the purpose of access points you can’t deliver to

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Lets work on the train tunnel but block the street where you are not working to park the contractors cars? @MTA thanks!

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How are you unable to deliver to your own access point @UPS isn’t that the point in which case pick any access point you can deliver to? Or deliver it to my house like you were originally supposed to

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@sleepparalexis Aye matching in buckets👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

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@Heskicks Am 270 react something about the transition feels off

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If someone is wearing a mask and has global entry and goes through why do you need to talk in their face to “identify them” isn’t facial recognition there for a reason @USCustomsandBo1

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@Jasmin_TM @NYCSanitation They must’ve read my tweet back at it again today

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Ask @NYCSanitation the best time to complete collection? RUSH HOUR they will say proudly👍🏾