Kristopher Schultz

He teaches, writes, and works in the garden. But he can't eat cheese.

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

It’s not too late to start your summer reading!
"When you melt your shoes because they're too close to the fire and your feet don't know about it, it's time for bed." https://t.co/aG0kAx0cht

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@StephenM I knew your mother dropped you on your head, but I didn’t realize she was atop the Empire State Building at the time.

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

This is freaking hilarious 🤣 😂 😆

[Brandon Richards 🐻 @BrandonRichards]

For people election deniers and spreaders of misinformation who are now casting doubt that signature matching is happening in California, here is an on-the-ground journalist reporting that he has seen it happen in person ...

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@RepJamesComer Don’t you ever get tired of being such a monstrous pile of petrified excrement?

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@InsiderWire https://t.co/r2pJdgXz0r

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Gavin Newsom also paid unicorns, leprechauns, and the guy who stole the moon. Regrettably, Bigfoot declined our direct deposit.

This nonsense is obviously false. The state of California has never paid protestors. Funding went to a nonprofit over many years to support immigrant families Donald Trump is now attacking.

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@nickshirleyy Why not tell the whole story?
Person registered their dog to vote
The ballot was rejected
The person charged
Oh, and they were registered Republican

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@elonmusk Why not share the whole story?
Person registered their dog to vote
The ballot was rejected
The person charged
Oh, and they were registered Republican

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Rep. Massie: "This is the Epstein administration."

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@nicksortor You’re not too bright are you.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Meanwhile in California — this is the line at LMU of young people waiting to vote for PROP 50 to balance out Trump’s seat-stealing in Texas.

#CaliforniaClapback

[Matt Bennett @ThirdWayMattB]

It turns out that firing half of Northern Virginia for no reason might not be super popular in Northern Virginia.

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@JDVance You’re the Vice President?

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.

[Izzy Gardon @iGardon]

A few weeks ago, one of Trump’s top DOJ officials publicly targeted this judge.

Today, the judge’s home is on fire.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Well worth another repost‼️
Oliver Kornetzke deserves the Noble Peace Prize for literature for this essay‼️

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

#WarRavagedPortland

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@WallStreetApes Someone is worried about 2028.

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@PressSec You know there’s medication for this type of delusion.

[Kristopher Schultz @MrKrisSchultz]

@RepMTG You know there’s medication for this type of delusion.