MrLewisPaite

i go on trains and make video games.

game dev, hobbyist trainspotter and heritage railway volunteer.

[MrLewisPaite @MrLewisPaite]

play my games please
https://t.co/A2sueTeLWA

[rory @rorynator]

dear uk government, please do not emit noises that sound like nuclear warning sirens at full volume when there is 0 immediate threat to me and my surroundings

[josie¹ @landotd]

andy burnham finding the controls for the emergency alerts

[DragonheartCafe ꒰🍃🍵꒱ | Live2D & Artist VTuber @DragonheartCafe]

So happy that the UK government uses the same alert system which tells you if you’re about to get nuked to ask you to please not have a bbq

[skep._ @skep_observer]

Count Binface got a higher vote share than Liz Truss

[Aaron🔰🥑🌸 @Awwrnold]

what a world we live in

[ToadlyToad 💎🏹 @ToadlyToad]

One of the nicest questions someone can ask you in life

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

You can get the chance to jump into Luigi's pants! Stop by our gaming lounge and find out how to win a costume! http://t.co/IR1JEQEt

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

[MrLewisPaite @MrLewisPaite]

why does this keep happening lmao i don't even DO anything on here

[Neet @neet_sol]

Oh no

[Nerbit @Nerbit_13098]

It evens out though because the UK also made the greatest film of all time

[HutchOnline @Hutch_Online]

You can actually kill an American simply by showing them this photo

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[chloé, your best girlfailure 🌺🐐♦️ @chlortisokay]

it was revealed to me in a dream and i had to hastily cobble something together

[MrLewisPaite @MrLewisPaite]

Shrek the third is a brilliant movie when you've had several drinks