Mr. Literal 🇻🇦

Never had a sarcasm...not a Russian bot, though that may be my entire following...former D1 FB player...lawyer®️s & ©️s…🇻🇦Convert & St. George’s Squire…2A Guy

[Mr. Literal 🇻🇦 @MrLiterall]

@AbdulElSayed Just cuz there’s a city nicknamed Little Lebanon doesn’t mean there isn’t gonna be some snow and ICE

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@Hoplite_Ind 🙋🏻‍♂️

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@CurmudgeonRPG @CarriePrejean1 Should’ve stopped at “I'm not a catholic.”

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@BreeSolstad Ok, here’s been my hold up - doesn’t ratioing someone whose verified still get them paid for engagement?

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@realmikolson Only if you roll the R in “Roman.” For example, Rrrroman Catholicism isn’t Christian. But Roman Catholicism is, in fact, the most Christian.

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Or heck, even the upper. Then I can have the crossover with th Saber10A1 16”

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Hey @palmettoarmory - any chance you’re going to start selling the Jakl10 lower in green?

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@LouisvilleGun Damn…well at least now I’ll have a good reason to rock my pirate hat riding around the neighborhood on the vac of my neighbors golf cart with the @palmettoarmory Saber 10A1 aka the “pirate” gun yelling “arrrrgh” at all the woke libtards.

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@IanCopeland5 Imagine being such a soft, weak-minded person as this. Might as well say “if you haven’t saved someone’s life, shut up about murder.”

[Teej. @TJLang70]

If Tigers were willing to go almost $40m for Valdez, I’d be shocked if they haven’t offered Skubal $50m+. This move makes it known they are losing Skubal, and Skubal has fallen for the trap of letting his agent direct the rest of his career to the highest bidder.

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Tell me you don’t know anything about Scott Boras without telling me you don’t know anything about Scott Boras.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Imagine telling back-to-back Cy Young award winner and model citizen Tarik Skubal who bleeds Detroit blue that you're planning on slandering him in court so you can pay him $19M instead of $32 million, but have no problem with paying Framber Valdez $38M a year over three years.

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@Jared_Carrabis Tell me you don’t know anything about Scott Boras without telling me you don’t know anything about Scott Boras.

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For a split second I thought the whole Sarah Stock thing was about the former pro wrestler….

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@TJLang70 @MichaelAllenNFL Fuckin based TJ Lang

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@greenlight @BetMGM Can someone please take the Petzing photo and make his head bigger like megamind for when he crushes it this season?

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- covered for the only other associate in my sub-group who was out +3mos medical leave
- brought in several new clients of my own
- had over 100 hours client dev to help partners land new clients/matters

Please pray for me. Been trying to be calm for ~18 hours but struggling.

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Expecting to find out today that my big law firm didnt give me a bonus for 2025, even though I:
- billed 108% of firm reqt
- trained & mentored a junior & summer associate (not my hires)
- billed 80 hours during my parental leave
- presented at a conference
…

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@0_7_user Have you ever heard the name Maduro?

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@RealMattFradd Road tripping tomorrow with the wife and kids. Will make it a central part of the trek!

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@imzadi_hkr @MrLeadslinger Yes, would require strict adherence to a policy that meets the standards.