Michael Cosgrove 🇳🇿

Timaru, Dunedin. Christchurch, Wellington, Twizel, London, Bangkok, Pattaya, Jakarta, Carterton —— And Quardle oodle ardle wardle doodle The magpies say

[Michael Cosgrove 🇳🇿 @MrMCos]

#NZhellhole

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@howzatbluenose @AzeemRafiq30 A good wicket has even bounce and some, not prodigious, movement on the first day for the quicks. Good batting conditions for a couple of days and some assistance for spinners later on
Not games where the best batters in the world can hardly score a run.

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@world_tourists_ Ashburton

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@KhunPat27 Thais, British, Pacifika, Aussies, Indians, Chinese etc have come to New Zealand since 1769 & become NZers, particularly British.
In fact the poms came over, shunted the Maori off to one side & overwhelmed the place so stop grizzling about a few migrants to your wretched country

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@KhanSaba1278 If my granddaughters told me my son did that I wouldn’t believe them for a minute.

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@SelwynGreen2 @bbctms In the case of most of the NZ only the game against Ireland, because there’s little else available.
Suddenly they get asked to play on a pitch doctored to suit the local bowlers
NZs top scorer was Jamieson who just had a smash at everything

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@bighairynetwork @nettieg3 Not a hill worth dying on

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@PublicationsPro @kapiti_coaster @caseycravens @dbseymour She received about $100k pa for 2-3 days week

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@RevivedThoughts I landed at Singapore traveled for miles and miles by train and left again hours later without leaving the airport precints or passing through Immigration
Some people go to Auckland, for example, walk ten minutes to a hotel, meet some big shots, walk back and fly out.

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@domdyer70 I saw this sort of thing at a tiger place in Chiang Mai
If the animals had read my mind they would have fought back against the humiliation & there would have been mayhem

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@officialKeef @ronniewood 79yo and he certainly looks younger — about 10min!

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@historyinmemes Not much has changed in New Zealand except the biplanes have been upgraded

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@10NewsAU @JohnP1752 Trumps problem is he’s bad mouthed so many people the outburst has long since lost it’s shock value

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@Jennifer55gt @kiwialliance In New Zealand cats wander off at night and massacre the local native bird population so that’s a lot of massacrering

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@cas_rasen @TheBarmyArmy Good choice

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@deepaksonar911 @TheBarmyArmy And an airport

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@MWikkle @JonesVincentt The legislation concerns defence plus shipping that may be nuclear powered, which is what the US is concerned about
NZ actually uses nuclear in medical fields as you know and power is not prohibited
Does that have to be continually pointed out by Hipkins, for example?

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@MWikkle @JonesVincentt NZs legislation bans nuclear weapons and nuclear propulsion ships and submarines
Check it out

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@RobinBGrieve @RobRich049950 @JonesVincentt It was never about nuclear power stations

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@Peter_Fitz Nevertheless mildly amusing in this case

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@southstarbrew @irisshackleton Carmen was fairly interesting