Ian Mahaffey

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[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

On Jupiter, there is no clear boundary between the atmosphere and the liquid interior of the planet. Likewise, there is no sudden boundary as the atmosphere ends and the vacuum of space begins. A gas giant is a continuum between nothingness and density. (via @exploreplanets)

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

@HigherEdTechhie @ulalaunch I mean...it's 58 degrees at Vandenberg right now. I think you'll survive.

[Brodie Brazil @BrodieBz]

Here’s @Vlasic44 getting his hand bit at the end of tonight’s #SJSharks win.

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

@NationalGuard C

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

@realDonaldTrump @GOPLeader @RepLaMalfa @KenCalvert @fema "we are with you all the way."

Except in federal funding. None of that. Plenty of thoughts and prayers though.

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

Setting: Locker room
Ski Bro 1 guides Ski Bro 2 in popping a pimple on Bro 2's back.
Then, Bro 1: Yo, did you hear OK state has a huge outbreak of Chlamydia?
Bro 2: NO WAY
Bro 1: Yeah man [girl's name] has it
Bro 2: Haha oh man that's hilarious.

America's Future Leaders

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

Geological Globe Giveaway #giveaway #win https://t.co/aeBm67xZZb

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

@realDonaldTrump Setting the callousness of this comment in a time of tragety aside, I'd like to point out that large swaths of the forest land in California are managed by the Federal government as National Forest & BLM land. Grow up and offer to solve problems instead of holding grudges.

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

@SanJoseSharks It's Deja Vu all over again with #TimoTime bringing it to 4-3 in OT again tonight!

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

Deja Vu all over again with #TimoTime to win it 4-3!

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

IIIIIIIIIIT'S TIMO TIME!

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

#SJSHARKS WIN 4-3 IN OVERTIME!!!

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

JUMBOOOOOO FETT!!

Joe Thornton ties it 3-3! #SJSharks

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

Thornton coming back from a knee injury with a casual GAME TYING GOAL followed by TIMO TIME 13 seconds into OT. Can't think of a better game to be my first professional hockey game. @SanJoseSharks @SAPCenter #SanJoseSharks #TIMOTIME #JumboFett

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

.@MeierTimo’s 11 goals are the most through 14 games in #SJSharks history.

Oh, and he’s also tied for the league lead in goals.

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

Can't say this is a season I'll ever want to revisit. Lot of painful mistakes that clouded a young team showing real (fitful) growth. But with Matias Almeyda at the helm and lessons learned from this season, I'm hopeful for the future. #ForwardAsOne #WeAreSanJose @NBCSQuakes

[San Jose Earthquakes @SJEarthquakes]

Battled until the end. #ForwardAsOne

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

@RetroViDad @DenverOutlaws @USLacrosseMag I share your concerns but I'm optimistic that with the greater exposure brought by having a barn storming, televised league alongside a home-team league, the sport as a whole will benefit.

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

@_plasmaphasma_ @universetoday Lol Adam and Adam...but they're smart guys. I'm sure they'll bioengineer one of them into having a uterus. Any bets on which one?

[Ian Mahaffey @MrMahaff]

@KaitMarieox You threatening to kill people who have different political views than you sounds a lot like silencing free speech to me.