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[. @MrMarcusColeman]

Made this meme and never posted it here

[Shmendrick Lamar @AaronUrist]

*me hitting on carrot top*

so is there a carrot bottom

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

@AnicaCihla Well goddamnit that's sweet.

What if the tag was to smile more?

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

@AnicaCihla I have some tags for you

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

Neocon Queso

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

@roywoodjr Damn he got that shit stuff to the roof of my mouth

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

32oz Snapples 2 for $2 at Plaid Pantry so this will be my last summer with feet

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

@goddammitsarah Steve-O

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

@Nariko_Ott I hope it actually took 4 hours

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

Bout to slide in this jersey dress and go stop traffic with deez yeeks

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

Niggas got wind of this and it is GLORIOUS

[NO PANE. @NoPane0]

Day 899 without sex:

I just spit on my corndog

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

@thegissilent Shouts to Dulce for teaching me who the fuck Vic Damone is!

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

@wilfredpadua @Quinnstigators @jtool97 @shainbrenden @adampasi @Lundigras 9:30!!!

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

COME TO MISSISSIPPI PIZZA PUB TONIGHT AND HANG WITH THE GANG!

COMEDY × ANIME ×RAP ×PIZZA

FEAT:

- @wilfredpadua
- @Quinnstigators
- @jtool97
- Hunter Donaldson
- Debbie Wooten

Hosted by: @shainbrenden @adampasi @Lundigras & I

BE THERE!

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

@shainbrenden I got all my niggas wit me!

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

You & Me & Myself & Irene & Dupree & Marley & Me

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

BREAKING: Nick DiPaolo was awarded the Mark Twain Humor Award for Best Use Of The N-Word

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

@JamesHesky Saw him run it at Helium up here. One of the 3 best sets I've ever seen

[. @MrMarcusColeman]

I CANNOT BELIEVE @NickDiPaolo WOULD NAME HIS SPECIAL THIS!!!!