Michael Evans

Machine Learner.

[Michael Evans @MrMikeII]

@MickPuck Liam Gallagher isn’t even the best front man in Oasis.

[Michael Evans @MrMikeII]

@MickPuck Just say no.

[Mike Scott @MickPuck]

It would appear that a lot of short-fused religious fanatics have mistaken the Feast Of Dionysus for The Last Supper. Vive la France, motherfuckers!

[Zachary Lipez @ZacharyLipez]

I paid to see Bad Brains when Chuck Mosley was the singer. I’ll vote for whoever the new Democrat nominee is.

[David C Lowery @davidclowery]

I’m gonna write a song in the Axios format. The first verse will be a Summary. Second verse will explain Why It Matters. The third will explain What is Driving the protagonist. And the outro will just be another Summary.

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

Happy 9th birthday to California Nights 🎉🌚🌊

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Parental moment #231: Before my 13 year old will open the car door to be dropped at school, she must first turn down the volume on my car radio in a full cringe. Where is the hell in some other kids hearing a few bars of "Search and Destroy"?

[David C Lowery @davidclowery]

Gen Z has yet to produce a Daniel Johnston, Department Store Santas or even a Joe Pop-O-Pies. https://t.co/1y7tvOOjFN

[David Simon @AoDespair]

To anyone who gives a tax-deductible contribution of $500 or more to this online, unaligned, non-profit news organization in my city, I will mail you a personal apology for any character I ever killed or harmed in a TV drama. Or, what the hell, an apology for anything ever.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Another year in which:
1) Little Feat
2) Chuck Brown & The Soul Searchers
3) The J. Geils Band
4) Warren Zevon
5) NRBQ
Are not delivered to the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, which needs to be burned to the Lake Erie waterline.

[Zachary Lipez @ZacharyLipez]

Everybody (except 26-32 y/o sociopaths and the Rob Sheffields who love them) all kind of agreeing that new Taylor sucks is making me want to defend it. Therefore, without listening to more than a few tracks, I’m calling dibs on it being her Tusk + we’ll reconvene in a decade. 🙂

[Josh Kantor @jtkantor]

Another spring, another existential crisis.

[Michael Evans @MrMikeII]

@GrantBrisbee At least the Liam & Noel ceremony fist fight will be cool. Parlay line - Oasis Inducted + 2025 Tour (- 100)

[Michael Evans @MrMikeII]

@annkpowers Or Ozzy bites off the Pope’s head.

[Michael Evans @MrMikeII]

@annkpowers Death continues to fast track entry to the HOF. My sincere hope is that Cher pays tribute by replicating Sinead’s SNL performance.

[John Lurie @lurie_john]

Piers Morgan walks into a bear.
Bear says "unfortunate typo."
And eats him.

[Michael Evans @MrMikeII]

@davidclowery Is the Athens Rock Lobsters still available?

[Michael Evans @MrMikeII]

@Tim_Easton @GratefulDead In the very near future, everyone will play residencies whether it be in Vegas, NYC or perhaps even your own city of residence. The economics of touring evolves. Or de-evolves as it may.

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

I tried this in Lost in America. It doesn’t work.