Mike Morris

A relic of the days when there were only three channels and you could see George Formby and still have change out of sixpence.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@rossslateruk
I sincerely hope Dacre sacks you and you starve. You are a disgrace, not even a man.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@JohnnyCov @chakrabortty
the MoS: where people who have clinically died go to do their journalism.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@grantshapps
I'll bet it's not as much as if I was a minister selling my second house.

[Ian Beck @ian_bec]

Difference between UKIP and the Greens? One gets blanket media exposure, the other actually has an MP.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@grantshapps
Hi Grant, How about cutting the tax on whippets, rickets, and coal fires? I understand mutton and bully beef is also popular.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@IanMartin
Ian, you're not. Get down from that tree.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@soulspiritmag @christinamartin
Apparently they're notoriously difficult to keep down.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@soulspiritmag @christinamartin
No hamsters?

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@spectator
That Jesus was a bit of a leftie.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@robinince
Drunken Bakers is the strip Beckett would have done for the Beano, no?

[Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre]

MT @pricedoutuk: Since @George_osborne announced HelpToBubble house prices rose 8% pricing out 6x more than benefited

[Jane @janelauppen]

@chessmartinez RT if you support Ian Lavery MP in axing bedroom tax today in parliament

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@lastminute_com
Oi Twitter. Why is this crap in my timeline?

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@darrenhayman
You have, a dozen times.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@suggsgmcpherson
Call the RSPCA on that dude. Oh, calves.
Merry Xmas @suggsgmcpherson

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@iheartcharlotte
Absolutment. Paix a vous et a Kate

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@spectator @alexmassie
I always thought he was just the front man.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@spectator
To whom?

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@IanMartin
I'd say they're usually idiots. And quite a lot are selfish arseholes.

[Mike Morris @MrMikeMorris]

@melissadenes @PeterBradshaw1 @guardianweekend
Oh boy. C.F. Ware--living genius.