Mr. Mittens

The smartest kitten you've ever met, stuck in the throes of an epic battle of good v. evil. If you see my mother here, please don't tell on me.

[Mr. Mittens @MrMittens2U]

@cosyposter

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@Keilifa_ The next stage of evolution:

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@PunchingCat

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@HAmorata Hottest Cthulhu Chick ever 👍

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@Arzoo4560 Gotta maintain that girlish figure 💅

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Me after my first beer…😸🥴

[bert @airpippens]

letting him have a beer #friyay #whatthehell #sure

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@airpippens That cat in about 1 minute…😸🥴

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@InsaneReality If only he’s aimed it just a lil’ but lower, it woulda been a happy ending 😿

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I’m licking myself as we speak 👀😼

[Jerry Curld ™ @jerrycurld]

I’m hard

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@jerrycurld I’m licking myself as we speak 👀😼

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Watch your backs, Cat Ladies 😈😈

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@PunchingCat Watch your backs, Cat Ladies 😈😈

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Oof. I guess the economies hitting everyone these days 😿😿

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@TheMeowFlix Still safer than adopting a Pit-bull!! 😸😸

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@TheMeowFlix Oof. I guess the economies hitting everyone these days 😿😿

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@waifuheaven69 Draw more cat girls, plz 😫😫

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@DGSergent @InsaneReality

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This is just a shoulder mounted RPG to us cats 😳

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

A gigantic homemade 12-gauge revolver seized in Brazil in 2011.

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@cosyposter “There’s only enough room on this countertop for one of us, little guy” 😾