Nick German

VMG💜

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[😼 @dutchessprim]

I just watched the @Oprah special on kids going No Contact with their parents and, as someone who’s been no contact with their parents for years, I want to say one thing.

To the whole “we were taught to love our parents no matter what and kids these days just don’t do that” argument…

We didn’t choose to be born. You chose to be a parent. Stop trying to place the blame on us because you refuse to look yourself in the mirror.

Also, stop calling it a trend. It’s not. It’s a painful choice to walk away from someone you thought was your hero only to realize they’re a shitty person you’re better without

[Faux @Faux_Freedom]

You’ve just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You’ve loaded up RuneScape on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don’t care if you stay up all night long. A perfect summer night. You are 35 years old. The year is 2025.

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51

[Fox News @FoxNews]

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi says the Jeffrey Epstein client list is "sitting on my desk right now to review."

[Nick German @MrNickGerman]

Zverev getting bounced first round is just the tip of the iceberg of bad karma for him. Deserves every bit of it

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: EA Sports announces the return of the NCAA Basketball game🔥

[Nick German @MrNickGerman]

@janniksin you deserved that loss cheater

[Nick German @MrNickGerman]

Omg Bublik just made me so much money

[Emma Mont (She/Her) @theemmamont]

The Plan? Spend millions to get a pedophile elected, and then tell everyone he’s a pedophile

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Solar is ~100% of energy long-term

[Nick German @MrNickGerman]

This is the last thing we need in the middle of a rollout

[cade @CadeBuffalow]

if he makes 11 shots in a row he should open the laptop and pull out the AC130

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Ironically because of all the new tariffs it is now way cheaper to make our chocolate bars we sell globally NOT in America because other countries don’t have a 20%+ tariff on our cogs 😅

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

This man is in charge of health care in America.

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

Going to a midnight release for a video game you’re excited for has to be a top 10 human experience ever

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

“I’m a veteran and you don’t give a fuck about me.”

I would be terrified of the midterms if I was a Republican right now.