Kev Nix

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

People describe themselves as Moms of parties because they take care of their friends.Im a Dad because i leave early or didnt wanna have it.

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

I was lucky enough to meet @PhillyMayor today at the @Phillies #OpeningDay

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@brandon_marsh22 @Phillies @SportsRadioWIP

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Thankyou @JohnKruk you didn't have to take the pic but you did and I'll appreciate it forever.

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@JohnKruk @TMacPhils can my buddy and I get a selfie before the game please?

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@JohnKruk @TMacPhils any time for a pic?

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@TMacPhils any chance you and @JohnKruk will take a pic with me and my buddy tomorrow afternoon?

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@JohnKruk any chance my buddy and I can get a pic with you tomorrow afternoon?

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@mikerainey82 I scrolled your FB for like 20min the other day looking for this Picture because I accidentally said that lady monkeys jerk off too in mixed company.

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@Shelleegirl 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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@JohnnyMcKeever @tummynuggetz 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

Happy Birthday @DougStanhope! Dont go catching that Rona!

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@timbutterly I said look with your eyes not with your hands!That 1997 Lost World Jeff Gordon Replica Fighter Jet Coin Bank was gonna be your grad school money, but now you're just gonna have to pray that the leather Dale Earnhardt throw blanket will be enough! Stupid!

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@timbutterly Being awesome is always in season, stay shining KING!

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@BidenBlank @FunnyAsianDude @nbcsnl If I see ducks in windows in China town am I racist?

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@BidenBlank @FunnyAsianDude @nbcsnl I'm saying its never not ok to make JOKES. ANYONE can make observations.

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@BidenBlank @FunnyAsianDude @nbcsnl Exactly my point

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@FunnyAsianDude @nbcsnl @FunnyAsianDude you literally exploit the stereotypes hes pointing out. If it weren't for observations like this your characters wouldn't be relevant or funny.

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@djinfamos are you at icona diamond beach?

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Happy Birthday @DougStanhope

[Kev Nix @MrNix26]

@DougStanhope